I watched a friend go to the ER for improperly swinging an axe a couple years ago

Phenomenology is the iradicus of the maimbrain of the higer hipocampus in the subduct of the medulaoblumgata

*woke*

chopping wood is fun m8

It's fun when it's the right wood

@ThisIsChris ayo I heard you liked self-consciousness so I put a master ideation along with your slave ideation so the dialectical annihilation could create the fires that light the forge of understanding of the self’s relation to itself

@Ald >Florida
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@Flint that will forever be indelible on my hippocampus

The wood in my area is all twisted and knotted and doesn't split

I thought it'd be like on tv, just swing and it splits--had a maul and all

Nope.

@ophiuchus ok thanks I think

Had to hammer down like a mother to get it in half

@Flint was it... dry?

@ThisIsChris that was my reaction when I read that book too

let's play would you rather

Blacks, or Hispanics?

@Jacob Fun!

Blacks

@Asatru Artist - MD I was doing the woke black-speak

Blacks for me

I don’t know how Hispanics work

@Deleted User Don't remember, but honestly, probably not

t. SoCAl

Blacks can at least be funny. Hispanics don't tend to be very pleasant.

@Asatru Artist - MD If you choose neither you get both

Hispanics

Hispanics are awful and don't even pretend to be high iq

@Asatru Artist - MD someone has never played this game

chopping waterlogged wood makes it unnecessarily harder on ya

can't get that crisp, splitting sound

I low key love absurd black names

Dae'quan

Also, you *Need* a base to be swinging on. force transfer etc.

Better than Mohammed×1000000

@Jacob hispanics for the 30% republican voters

I had my blood drawn the other day by a girl named Shatanya

Shit on ya

>Hispanics for 100% of the trebuchet

If I could name a positive trait about blacks, it would be that they have aspirations. Every black kid wants to grow up to be rich and famous and cool. Hispanics don't have that same spirit. Their entire identity is based around doing the white man's dirty work. It's almost sad. That's why I prefer blacks.

@Deleted User
true.

Felling/Bucking axes shluld be different from splitting mauled unless you are hiking in.