Message from @ophiuchus

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2018-11-18 06:10:34 UTC  

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2018-11-18 06:11:17 UTC  

swipe right?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/513597043177029649/image0.png

2018-11-18 06:11:22 UTC  

I watched a friend go to the ER for improperly swinging an axe a couple years ago

2018-11-18 06:11:23 UTC  

Phenomenology is the iradicus of the maimbrain of the higer hipocampus in the subduct of the medulaoblumgata

2018-11-18 06:11:30 UTC  

*woke*

2018-11-18 06:11:32 UTC  

chopping wood is fun m8

2018-11-18 06:11:43 UTC  

It's fun when it's the right wood

2018-11-18 06:11:58 UTC  

@ThisIsChris ayo I heard you liked self-consciousness so I put a master ideation along with your slave ideation so the dialectical annihilation could create the fires that light the forge of understanding of the self’s relation to itself

2018-11-18 06:12:00 UTC  

@Ald >Florida
lel

2018-11-18 06:12:10 UTC  

@Flint that will forever be indelible on my hippocampus

2018-11-18 06:12:11 UTC  

The wood in my area is all twisted and knotted and doesn't split

2018-11-18 06:12:39 UTC  

I thought it'd be like on tv, just swing and it splits--had a maul and all

2018-11-18 06:12:42 UTC  

Nope.

2018-11-18 06:12:58 UTC  

@ophiuchus ok thanks I think

2018-11-18 06:13:02 UTC  

Had to hammer down like a mother to get it in half

2018-11-18 06:13:23 UTC  

@Flint was it... dry?

2018-11-18 06:13:31 UTC  

@ThisIsChris that was my reaction when I read that book too

2018-11-18 06:13:32 UTC  

let's play would you rather

2018-11-18 06:13:37 UTC  

Blacks, or Hispanics?

2018-11-18 06:13:47 UTC  

@Jacob Fun!

2018-11-18 06:13:49 UTC  

Blacks

2018-11-18 06:13:51 UTC  

@Asatru Artist - MD I was doing the woke black-speak

2018-11-18 06:13:57 UTC  

Blacks for me

2018-11-18 06:13:58 UTC  

I don’t know how Hispanics work

2018-11-18 06:14:23 UTC  

@Deleted User Don't remember, but honestly, probably not

2018-11-18 06:14:30 UTC  

t. SoCAl

2018-11-18 06:14:30 UTC  

Blacks can at least be funny. Hispanics don't tend to be very pleasant.

2018-11-18 06:14:40 UTC  

@Asatru Artist - MD If you choose neither you get both

2018-11-18 06:14:41 UTC  

Hispanics

2018-11-18 06:14:46 UTC  

Hispanics are awful and don't even pretend to be high iq

2018-11-18 06:14:49 UTC  

@Asatru Artist - MD someone has never played this game

2018-11-18 06:15:10 UTC  

chopping waterlogged wood makes it unnecessarily harder on ya

2018-11-18 06:15:27 UTC  

can't get that crisp, splitting sound

2018-11-18 06:15:30 UTC  

I low key love absurd black names

2018-11-18 06:15:52 UTC  

Dae'quan

2018-11-18 06:16:00 UTC  

Also, you *Need* a base to be swinging on. force transfer etc.

2018-11-18 06:16:02 UTC  

Better than Mohammed×1000000

2018-11-18 06:16:05 UTC  

@Jacob hispanics for the 30% republican voters

2018-11-18 06:16:12 UTC  

I had my blood drawn the other day by a girl named Shatanya

2018-11-18 06:16:16 UTC  

Shit on ya

2018-11-18 06:16:33 UTC  

>Hispanics for 100% of the trebuchet