Message from @ophiuchus
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swipe right?
I watched a friend go to the ER for improperly swinging an axe a couple years ago
Phenomenology is the iradicus of the maimbrain of the higer hipocampus in the subduct of the medulaoblumgata
*woke*
chopping wood is fun m8
It's fun when it's the right wood
@ThisIsChris ayo I heard you liked self-consciousness so I put a master ideation along with your slave ideation so the dialectical annihilation could create the fires that light the forge of understanding of the self’s relation to itself
@Ald >Florida
lel
@Flint that will forever be indelible on my hippocampus
The wood in my area is all twisted and knotted and doesn't split
I thought it'd be like on tv, just swing and it splits--had a maul and all
Nope.
@ophiuchus ok thanks I think
Had to hammer down like a mother to get it in half
@Flint was it... dry?
@ThisIsChris that was my reaction when I read that book too
let's play would you rather
Blacks, or Hispanics?
@Asatru Artist - MD I was doing the woke black-speak
Blacks for me
I don’t know how Hispanics work
@Deleted User Don't remember, but honestly, probably not
t. SoCAl
Blacks can at least be funny. Hispanics don't tend to be very pleasant.
@Asatru Artist - MD If you choose neither you get both
Hispanics
Hispanics are awful and don't even pretend to be high iq
@Asatru Artist - MD someone has never played this game
chopping waterlogged wood makes it unnecessarily harder on ya
can't get that crisp, splitting sound
I low key love absurd black names
Dae'quan
Also, you *Need* a base to be swinging on. force transfer etc.
Better than Mohammed×1000000
@Jacob hispanics for the 30% republican voters
I had my blood drawn the other day by a girl named Shatanya
Shit on ya
>Hispanics for 100% of the trebuchet