Message from @ophiuchus

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2018-11-18 06:02:10 UTC  

@Flint Chainsaws can definitely kill you

2018-11-18 06:02:10 UTC  

The JQ ruined all non-religious themed Christmas songs and stories

2018-11-18 06:02:20 UTC  

I hope one day I have the patience for parenting because that would drive me insane

2018-11-18 06:02:28 UTC  

They are frankly more dangerous to the operator than anyone else

2018-11-18 06:02:52 UTC  

Christmas music has always made me a little sad

2018-11-18 06:02:59 UTC  

Not sure why

2018-11-18 06:03:16 UTC  

The more annoying ones drive me nuts

2018-11-18 06:03:16 UTC  

*Rudolph: nose stands out, chads bully him, specials treatment, misfit toys get accepted as normal* or, Current Year, the movie

2018-11-18 06:03:20 UTC  

It annoys me how half the radio stations start playing it before thanksgiving

2018-11-18 06:03:25 UTC  

I.E. trail crew soon. Conservation Corps without the disproportionate lesbian population

2018-11-18 06:03:28 UTC  

Frosty the snowman and Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

2018-11-18 06:03:40 UTC  

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN great idea.

2018-11-18 06:03:40 UTC  

Nails on chalkboard

2018-11-18 06:04:07 UTC  

Traditional Christmas music >>>>>>> annoying pop hellscape

2018-11-18 06:04:12 UTC  

To guy with hammer: "don't wack your thumb"

To guy with chainsaw: leaves

2018-11-18 06:04:20 UTC  

Anything beyond bing crosby is suffering

2018-11-18 06:05:07 UTC  

I can swing an axe and sledge all day, though

2018-11-18 06:05:15 UTC  

@Flint to guy with chainsaw: don't cut off your arm.
Guy with chainsaw: too late.

2018-11-18 06:05:26 UTC  

Defend The Appalachians

2018-11-18 06:05:45 UTC  

Lmao, I wasn't expecting an orchestral cover of that

2018-11-18 06:05:49 UTC  
2018-11-18 06:05:59 UTC  

Here’s a comfy Caucasian Christmas carol

2018-11-18 06:06:12 UTC  

If any employer tries to make you run a saw without proper PPE (including kevlar chaps), refuse

2018-11-18 06:06:48 UTC  

@Asatru Artist - MD aren't axes supposed to like, be a 🅱agans thing? <:really:453005408064241674>

2018-11-18 06:08:15 UTC  

@Asatru Artist - MD wears a hammer, but can't swing one.

2018-11-18 06:08:32 UTC  

I thought sitting around, drinking wine, and talking philosophy was a pagan thing. Or iss that just athens

2018-11-18 06:08:34 UTC  

OOOOOOSSSHHH

2018-11-18 06:09:05 UTC  

Asatru not worthy of Mjolnir

2018-11-18 06:09:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/513596516133371904/image0.jpg

2018-11-18 06:09:50 UTC  

No bully

2018-11-18 06:10:07 UTC  

@ophiuchus quick red pill me on Hegel's Phenomenology of the Spirit so I can get the joke pls

2018-11-18 06:10:18 UTC  

I will host a trail crew trip and teach you how to dig ditches for Obama, like my 2010-2014

2018-11-18 06:10:34 UTC  

<:sad:366743316475281408>

2018-11-18 06:11:17 UTC  

swipe right?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/513597043177029649/image0.png

2018-11-18 06:11:22 UTC  

I watched a friend go to the ER for improperly swinging an axe a couple years ago

2018-11-18 06:11:23 UTC  

Phenomenology is the iradicus of the maimbrain of the higer hipocampus in the subduct of the medulaoblumgata

2018-11-18 06:11:30 UTC  

*woke*

2018-11-18 06:11:32 UTC  

chopping wood is fun m8

2018-11-18 06:11:43 UTC  

It's fun when it's the right wood

2018-11-18 06:11:58 UTC  

@ThisIsChris ayo I heard you liked self-consciousness so I put a master ideation along with your slave ideation so the dialectical annihilation could create the fires that light the forge of understanding of the self’s relation to itself

2018-11-18 06:12:00 UTC  

@Ald >Florida
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