Never used a chainsaw

I can’t remember the last movie I enjoyed now

Had a friend almost take his arm off with one once.

Tyler the creator is doing the music so have fun

Never knew why the grinch was ever popular

Current year movies are a no-go

Still waiting for the one fish two fish red fish blue fish movie

This song and image was stuck in my head as I removed the cedars and tamarisk
https://youtu.be/y6k5r0-efvU

@ophiuchus watch seven samurais.

I forced my parents to read that book to me constantly before I could even walk

One hand on that book, the other used to crawl

They can both still recite it from memory

@Flint Chainsaws can definitely kill you

The JQ ruined all non-religious themed Christmas songs and stories

I hope one day I have the patience for parenting because that would drive me insane

They are frankly more dangerous to the operator than anyone else

Christmas music has always made me a little sad

Not sure why

The more annoying ones drive me nuts

*Rudolph: nose stands out, chads bully him, specials treatment, misfit toys get accepted as normal* or, Current Year, the movie

It annoys me how half the radio stations start playing it before thanksgiving

I.E. trail crew soon. Conservation Corps without the disproportionate lesbian population

Frosty the snowman and Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN great idea.

Nails on chalkboard

Traditional Christmas music >>>>>>> annoying pop hellscape

To guy with hammer: "don't wack your thumb"

To guy with chainsaw: leaves

Anything beyond bing crosby is suffering

I can swing an axe and sledge all day, though

@Flint to guy with chainsaw: don't cut off your arm.
Guy with chainsaw: too late.

Defend The Appalachians

Lmao, I wasn't expecting an orchestral cover of that

https://youtu.be/MKG5X0QMSWA

Here’s a comfy Caucasian Christmas carol

If any employer tries to make you run a saw without proper PPE (including kevlar chaps), refuse

@Asatru Artist - MD aren't axes supposed to like, be a 🅱agans thing? <:really:453005408064241674>

@Asatru Artist - MD wears a hammer, but can't swing one.

I thought sitting around, drinking wine, and talking philosophy was a pagan thing. Or iss that just athens

OOOOOOSSSHHH

Asatru not worthy of Mjolnir

@ThisIsChris