Message from @Flint

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2018-11-18 05:59:12 UTC  

If you have never taken a chainsaw safety course, I highly recommend it. Spent the day chainsawing brush in the gray OK autumn, removing invasive plants. Very huwyte!

2018-11-18 05:59:16 UTC  

@Asatru Artist - MD walking diagonally across an intersection.

2018-11-18 05:59:34 UTC  

“They were moving as slow as an overweight black woman jaywalking across 6 lanes”

2018-11-18 05:59:47 UTC  

Saw Crimes of gridenwald tonight. Reminded me why I don’t watch Hollywood anymore

2018-11-18 06:00:07 UTC  

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN Chainsaws are about the only tool/object that I'm uncomfortable around. They just seem like hell waiting to happen.

2018-11-18 06:00:09 UTC  

When I was a kid I think I enjoyed every movie I saw

2018-11-18 06:00:10 UTC  

Just all around terrible

2018-11-18 06:00:15 UTC  

Never used a chainsaw

2018-11-18 06:00:16 UTC  

I can’t remember the last movie I enjoyed now

2018-11-18 06:00:46 UTC  

Had a friend almost take his arm off with one once.

2018-11-18 06:00:47 UTC  

Tyler the creator is doing the music so have fun

2018-11-18 06:00:52 UTC  

Never knew why the grinch was ever popular

2018-11-18 06:01:05 UTC  

Current year movies are a no-go

2018-11-18 06:01:13 UTC  

Still waiting for the one fish two fish red fish blue fish movie

2018-11-18 06:01:15 UTC  

This song and image was stuck in my head as I removed the cedars and tamarisk
https://youtu.be/y6k5r0-efvU

2018-11-18 06:01:33 UTC  

@ophiuchus watch seven samurais.

2018-11-18 06:01:46 UTC  

I forced my parents to read that book to me constantly before I could even walk

2018-11-18 06:01:56 UTC  

One hand on that book, the other used to crawl

2018-11-18 06:02:06 UTC  

They can both still recite it from memory

2018-11-18 06:02:10 UTC  

@Flint Chainsaws can definitely kill you

2018-11-18 06:02:10 UTC  

The JQ ruined all non-religious themed Christmas songs and stories

2018-11-18 06:02:20 UTC  

I hope one day I have the patience for parenting because that would drive me insane

2018-11-18 06:02:28 UTC  

They are frankly more dangerous to the operator than anyone else

2018-11-18 06:02:52 UTC  

Christmas music has always made me a little sad

2018-11-18 06:02:59 UTC  

Not sure why

2018-11-18 06:03:16 UTC  

The more annoying ones drive me nuts

2018-11-18 06:03:16 UTC  

*Rudolph: nose stands out, chads bully him, specials treatment, misfit toys get accepted as normal* or, Current Year, the movie

2018-11-18 06:03:20 UTC  

It annoys me how half the radio stations start playing it before thanksgiving

2018-11-18 06:03:25 UTC  

I.E. trail crew soon. Conservation Corps without the disproportionate lesbian population

2018-11-18 06:03:28 UTC  

Frosty the snowman and Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

2018-11-18 06:03:40 UTC  

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN great idea.

2018-11-18 06:03:40 UTC  

Nails on chalkboard

2018-11-18 06:04:07 UTC  

Traditional Christmas music >>>>>>> annoying pop hellscape

2018-11-18 06:04:12 UTC  

To guy with hammer: "don't wack your thumb"

To guy with chainsaw: leaves

2018-11-18 06:04:20 UTC  

Anything beyond bing crosby is suffering

2018-11-18 06:05:07 UTC  

I can swing an axe and sledge all day, though

2018-11-18 06:05:15 UTC  

@Flint to guy with chainsaw: don't cut off your arm.
Guy with chainsaw: too late.

2018-11-18 06:05:26 UTC  

Defend The Appalachians

2018-11-18 06:05:45 UTC  

Lmao, I wasn't expecting an orchestral cover of that

2018-11-18 06:05:49 UTC  
2018-11-18 06:05:59 UTC  

Here’s a comfy Caucasian Christmas carol