I have a state CPL so I get pulled over all the time

"Just to check if everything's okay :^)"

I don't have anything on my record

"You have a CPL but you're not carrying? That's mighty suspicious sir"
"Yeah I'm going to work, I can't carry there"
"Maybe I should detain you so you're late"

I'll side with the cops against BLM but I want nothing to do with them

Fred Phelps Jr. just followed me on Twitter

I guess he respects my superior content

I'm just really glad the cop didn't take the GoPro because then I would have been really fucked lol

But it wasn't real socialism :^)

All the cops in my state just had their milage budgets cut way down because the state's revenue is a couple million $ short

The Saturday night street racers have been getting bolder

"Completely free healthcare" that's a typo, it's "Completely free from healthcare"

North Korea is best Korea

>no niggers

SIGN ME UP

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Glass DC

Oh god

its bernie

fuck hes a senator

I hereby renounce Bernie Sanders

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Who here ready for north Korea to die

Rip best korea

This is gonna be the whole

East vs west germany

Where west germany is still way more modern economically

East germany is still kind of behind

>when best ally of best Korea abandon kim

Yeah lol

China doesnt even need them

They are allies out of thw kindness of their hearts

Actually it probably won't unite and probably will remain communist. Probably just going to be China's puppet.

China might actually just take the land

No, they will put a new leader in and make north Korea even closer friend to China and not egomatic

So you know when Germany and the USSR got together and took Poland ya? This maybe a VERY similar situation.

PLEASE KILL SYRIANS FOR MY HUSBAND'S TRIBE, DADDY! THINK OF THE BAYBEEES!