Message from @.Pipedream
Discord ID: 800464472200052777
Describing all your benefits
Its only good if your company matches
401k
company pays on average 99 cents less per hour for every dollar they match on a 401k
The scriptural canon was promulgated under the leadership of Pope Saint Damasus I at the Council of Rome and reaffirmed by the Council of Florence.
so the primary benefit of a 401k is false
a LIE
My company doesnt match so i didnt sign up for the 401k
my company doesnt match either which is why i trust them
But i am thinking of opening an IRA right now while im being paid shit
they try to fuck us with bad benefits and work on getting us top notch medical and other company expenses
The canon was determined by the Catholic Church under the guidance of the Holy Spirit, contrary to atheist narratives that the Bible "wrote itself."
IRA is good if you make shit because you are taxed at your current income level
NO
another lie
Oh god I'm an interracial pornogrphy production assistant, I need 10 months of unemployment because of covid.
You cash out the tax benefit when you are retiring meaning your major life purchases are in the rear view
Im wondering if i am below the threshold to pay taxes, can i contribute to an IRA without ever paying taxes on it?
hmmmmm
actually
Intriguing
They probably dont expect people making so little to be contributing to an IRA
Ok but the pope isnt god
youd have to have your company paying for literally all your life expenses
This isn't an argument.
Explain yourself.
Proof of an actual recorded (atleast somewhat validated) god sighting is needed
@.Pipedream i live at home and off of food stamps so i invest literally everything i make
Even though its not a lot
PROOF
<:bugman:689862457493160028>
get job
I have a job
I work from home and have no expenses
So i just invest everything
"Yeah, the omnipotent creator and essence of being itself must show itself to ME specifically because I demand it!!!"
bro one time at Jury duty we were introducing ourselves to the court and this kid literally calls himself a NEET
the judge had to ask what it was <:RagTbhfam:689862415047065631>
petulant child
If i was dumb and moved out, all of my income would be going towards rent