Message from @.Pipedream

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2021-01-17 20:37:01 UTC  

why?

2021-01-17 20:37:03 UTC  

Describing all your benefits

2021-01-17 20:37:13 UTC  

Its only good if your company matches

2021-01-17 20:37:16 UTC  

401k

2021-01-17 20:37:17 UTC  

company pays on average 99 cents less per hour for every dollar they match on a 401k

2021-01-17 20:37:19 UTC  

The scriptural canon was promulgated under the leadership of Pope Saint Damasus I at the Council of Rome and reaffirmed by the Council of Florence.

2021-01-17 20:37:40 UTC  

so the primary benefit of a 401k is false

2021-01-17 20:37:46 UTC  

a LIE

2021-01-17 20:37:49 UTC  

My company doesnt match so i didnt sign up for the 401k

2021-01-17 20:38:01 UTC  

my company doesnt match either which is why i trust them

2021-01-17 20:38:14 UTC  

But i am thinking of opening an IRA right now while im being paid shit

2021-01-17 20:38:26 UTC  

they try to fuck us with bad benefits and work on getting us top notch medical and other company expenses

2021-01-17 20:38:26 UTC  

The canon was determined by the Catholic Church under the guidance of the Holy Spirit, contrary to atheist narratives that the Bible "wrote itself."

2021-01-17 20:38:53 UTC  

IRA is good if you make shit because you are taxed at your current income level

2021-01-17 20:39:01 UTC  

NO

2021-01-17 20:39:03 UTC  

another lie

2021-01-17 20:39:04 UTC  

Oh god I'm an interracial pornogrphy production assistant, I need 10 months of unemployment because of covid.

2021-01-17 20:39:20 UTC  

You cash out the tax benefit when you are retiring meaning your major life purchases are in the rear view

2021-01-17 20:39:49 UTC  

Im wondering if i am below the threshold to pay taxes, can i contribute to an IRA without ever paying taxes on it?

2021-01-17 20:39:59 UTC  

hmmmmm

2021-01-17 20:40:01 UTC  

actually

2021-01-17 20:40:02 UTC  

probably

2021-01-17 20:40:17 UTC  

Intriguing

2021-01-17 20:40:20 UTC  

They probably dont expect people making so little to be contributing to an IRA

2021-01-17 20:40:22 UTC  

Ok but the pope isnt god

2021-01-17 20:40:24 UTC  

youd have to have your company paying for literally all your life expenses

2021-01-17 20:40:31 UTC  

This isn't an argument.

2021-01-17 20:40:34 UTC  

Explain yourself.

2021-01-17 20:40:48 UTC  

Proof of an actual recorded (atleast somewhat validated) god sighting is needed

2021-01-17 20:40:56 UTC  

@.Pipedream i live at home and off of food stamps so i invest literally everything i make

2021-01-17 20:41:08 UTC  

Even though its not a lot

2021-01-17 20:41:10 UTC  

PROOF

2021-01-17 20:41:10 UTC  

<:bugman:689862457493160028>

2021-01-17 20:41:20 UTC  

get job

2021-01-17 20:41:30 UTC  

I have a job

2021-01-17 20:41:44 UTC  

I work from home and have no expenses

2021-01-17 20:41:53 UTC  

So i just invest everything

2021-01-17 20:41:56 UTC  

"Yeah, the omnipotent creator and essence of being itself must show itself to ME specifically because I demand it!!!"

2021-01-17 20:41:57 UTC  

bro one time at Jury duty we were introducing ourselves to the court and this kid literally calls himself a NEET

2021-01-17 20:42:11 UTC  

the judge had to ask what it was <:RagTbhfam:689862415047065631>

2021-01-17 20:42:15 UTC  

petulant child