Message from @.Pipedream
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i keep saying im going to but idk what to get besides aapl
Always take them if they do
havent talked to my company
Laughing at all these shit "easy" jobs that didn't giet 5 months of pandemic vacation pay.
401k is garbage
Should’ve been onboarding forms
why?
Describing all your benefits
Its only good if your company matches
401k
company pays on average 99 cents less per hour for every dollar they match on a 401k
The scriptural canon was promulgated under the leadership of Pope Saint Damasus I at the Council of Rome and reaffirmed by the Council of Florence.
so the primary benefit of a 401k is false
a LIE
My company doesnt match so i didnt sign up for the 401k
my company doesnt match either which is why i trust them
But i am thinking of opening an IRA right now while im being paid shit
they try to fuck us with bad benefits and work on getting us top notch medical and other company expenses
The canon was determined by the Catholic Church under the guidance of the Holy Spirit, contrary to atheist narratives that the Bible "wrote itself."
IRA is good if you make shit because you are taxed at your current income level
another lie
Oh god I'm an interracial pornogrphy production assistant, I need 10 months of unemployment because of covid.
You cash out the tax benefit when you are retiring meaning your major life purchases are in the rear view
Im wondering if i am below the threshold to pay taxes, can i contribute to an IRA without ever paying taxes on it?
hmmmmm
actually
probably
Intriguing
They probably dont expect people making so little to be contributing to an IRA
Ok but the pope isnt god
youd have to have your company paying for literally all your life expenses
This isn't an argument.
Explain yourself.
Proof of an actual recorded (atleast somewhat validated) god sighting is needed
@.Pipedream i live at home and off of food stamps so i invest literally everything i make
Even though its not a lot
PROOF
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get job
I have a job