YALL ATE IT UP!

Wish i could make $100 an hour

Proof other than the thing a human couldve written called a bible

same

then i wouldn't have to rely on company stocks giving me pennies every 3 months

You get stocks?

no

still researching

Oh

Does your company offer stock benefits

i keep saying im going to but idk what to get besides aapl

Always take them if they do

havent talked to my company

Laughing at all these shit "easy" jobs that didn't giet 5 months of pandemic vacation pay.

401k is garbage

Should’ve been onboarding forms

why?

Describing all your benefits

Its only good if your company matches

401k

company pays on average 99 cents less per hour for every dollar they match on a 401k

The scriptural canon was promulgated under the leadership of Pope Saint Damasus I at the Council of Rome and reaffirmed by the Council of Florence.

so the primary benefit of a 401k is false

a LIE

My company doesnt match so i didnt sign up for the 401k

my company doesnt match either which is why i trust them

But i am thinking of opening an IRA right now while im being paid shit

they try to fuck us with bad benefits and work on getting us top notch medical and other company expenses

The canon was determined by the Catholic Church under the guidance of the Holy Spirit, contrary to atheist narratives that the Bible "wrote itself."

IRA is good if you make shit because you are taxed at your current income level

NO

another lie

Oh god I'm an interracial pornogrphy production assistant, I need 10 months of unemployment because of covid.

You cash out the tax benefit when you are retiring meaning your major life purchases are in the rear view

Im wondering if i am below the threshold to pay taxes, can i contribute to an IRA without ever paying taxes on it?

hmmmmm

actually

probably

Intriguing

They probably dont expect people making so little to be contributing to an IRA

Ok but the pope isnt god