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get job

I have a job

I work from home and have no expenses

So i just invest everything

"Yeah, the omnipotent creator and essence of being itself must show itself to ME specifically because I demand it!!!"

bro one time at Jury duty we were introducing ourselves to the court and this kid literally calls himself a NEET

the judge had to ask what it was <:RagTbhfam:689862415047065631>

petulant child

If i was dumb and moved out, all of my income would be going towards rent

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Marian_apparitions

Not to mě specifically

Just a god sighting anywhere

baffles me to have all bills covered but no judgement

Recorded by anyone

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shroud_of_Turin

inpace just linked

On camera or photo atleast

I just linked an actual image depicting Jesus of Nazareth, of a cloth on which he was rested after his crucifixion.

Jesus looks like an arabic man

Hey this Atemporal being must manifest for Times Magazine cover otherwise not real

u know that cloth is dubious

It was a fish.

Nah

i tried my damndest to defend its authenticity back when i cared

the dyes in it are dated improperly

I just dropped my dick and balls on a napkin and it left a face impression. Gonna sell it on ebay now

Yeah apparently ai has worked out jesus was black

Not totally black

More like chocolate brown

Sunday school since 1990's coulda told you that

Then an Arab

Hes got a long face and a big nose like osama bin laden

Paint or dye was not used to make the image

Jesus was Mexican

The flecks of paint are probably from artist or painters copying it

Christ wasn't black, lol.

Going to risk it all

what is the renaissance? never heard of her

AI shows he was arab

Why the fuck would his face leave a stain like that?