Message from @.Pipedream

Discord ID: 800503228340240405


2021-01-17 23:12:14 UTC  

Locate a lemon, do you have a lemon?

2021-01-17 23:12:23 UTC  

ok grab a knife

2021-01-17 23:12:28 UTC  

And grab a lemon

2021-01-17 23:12:34 UTC  

Cut the lemon in half,

2021-01-17 23:12:46 UTC  

And you're gonna use the lemon juice to disinfect the area

2021-01-17 23:12:58 UTC  

Once youve done that, put some lemon juice on the knife

2021-01-17 23:13:10 UTC  

this server is fucking wild

2021-01-17 23:13:14 UTC  

Now you have a disinfected knife, use it to severe the penis at the base

2021-01-17 23:13:19 UTC  
2021-01-17 23:13:28 UTC  

yes completely off

2021-01-17 23:13:30 UTC  

C'mon don't mislead the guy, everyone knows it works better with salt mixed into the juice, do you want the guy to get sick or something?

2021-01-17 23:13:33 UTC  

Okay I'm back from the lodge guys

2021-01-17 23:13:36 UTC  

@.Pipedream just put him in the cuckshed

2021-01-17 23:13:36 UTC  

Was pretty epic

2021-01-17 23:13:37 UTC  

okay whats up

2021-01-17 23:13:44 UTC  

Fuck i forgot

2021-01-17 23:13:46 UTC  

you came in at the wrong moment

2021-01-17 23:13:52 UTC  

...

2021-01-17 23:13:54 UTC  

Ok lemonbar, my mistake

2021-01-17 23:14:00 UTC  

You're gonna need some salt too

2021-01-17 23:14:02 UTC  

can someone verify if this is legit

2021-01-17 23:14:10 UTC  

@Snickers What is going on?

2021-01-17 23:14:17 UTC  

@Tboohaboo just read the previous thread

2021-01-17 23:14:20 UTC  

ooooh why didnt you say so

2021-01-17 23:14:26 UTC  

President-Elect Lemonbarwarrior#7451 was banned.

2021-01-17 23:14:28 UTC  

@Snickers which one?

2021-01-17 23:14:29 UTC  

@President-Elect Lemonbarwarrior we need to see a picture for scienc-

2021-01-17 23:14:32 UTC  

never mind he's banned

2021-01-17 23:14:36 UTC  

good riddance

2021-01-17 23:14:40 UTC  

should've talked to a doctor

2021-01-17 23:14:44 UTC  

fucking dumbass

2021-01-17 23:14:59 UTC  

i am a licensed doctor

2021-01-17 23:15:04 UTC  

in minecraft

2021-01-17 23:15:06 UTC  

Not necessary to talk to a doctor, but he should seek a better place for topics like that

2021-01-17 23:15:13 UTC  

Hello TRS im back

2021-01-17 23:15:13 UTC  

i was giving him very helpful advice

2021-01-17 23:15:17 UTC  

Who pinged me?!

2021-01-17 23:16:24 UTC  

why are there never any new stolen valor vids?

2021-01-17 23:16:30 UTC  

its always the same 10 or so

2021-01-17 23:16:42 UTC  

Who wants to steal zog honor?

2021-01-17 23:16:50 UTC  

Fighting for Israel has its glory I guess...