Message from @The Future is Ours

Discord ID: 800502609579474954


2021-01-17 23:03:54 UTC  

Then I am 96% certain you will be playing a losing number.

2021-01-17 23:04:39 UTC  

You see @spicy sauce you're playing to win. That's a losing strategy. I'm playing to lose. That's where the real fun is.

2021-01-17 23:04:52 UTC  

FUCK CLEVELAND WHY

2021-01-17 23:04:54 UTC  

You will almost always come out on top when you play to lose.

2021-01-17 23:04:59 UTC  

NOOOOOOOOOIOO

2021-01-17 23:05:01 UTC  

Im a winner i always win

2021-01-17 23:05:03 UTC  

It's like when Brazil plays.

2021-01-17 23:07:22 UTC  

@spicy sauce You do not want to play Powerball 37 38 42 43 58 and P05

2021-01-17 23:07:47 UTC  

I am

2021-01-17 23:07:54 UTC  

Ill post the ticket

2021-01-17 23:10:30 UTC  

cleveland is a shithole, just like the rest of ohio

2021-01-17 23:10:34 UTC  

and the midwest

2021-01-17 23:10:37 UTC  

fuck the midwest

2021-01-17 23:10:41 UTC  

People with pumpkin men as pfp are probably Chad's

2021-01-17 23:10:45 UTC  

<:FrontChad:690282155703926824>

2021-01-17 23:10:49 UTC  

hope a bunch of black people and spics move to the midwest

2021-01-17 23:10:52 UTC  

<:smugpepe:690282332388720691>

2021-01-17 23:11:15 UTC  

Rip it off like a bandaid

2021-01-17 23:11:15 UTC  

Interesting

2021-01-17 23:11:19 UTC  

You'll be aight

2021-01-17 23:11:34 UTC  

Rip harder.

2021-01-17 23:11:45 UTC  

Use all the strength you have

2021-01-17 23:12:06 UTC  

Alright listen very carefully to my instructions; go to the kitchen

2021-01-17 23:12:14 UTC  

Locate a lemon, do you have a lemon?

2021-01-17 23:12:23 UTC  

ok grab a knife

2021-01-17 23:12:28 UTC  

And grab a lemon

2021-01-17 23:12:34 UTC  

Cut the lemon in half,

2021-01-17 23:12:46 UTC  

And you're gonna use the lemon juice to disinfect the area

2021-01-17 23:12:58 UTC  

Once youve done that, put some lemon juice on the knife

2021-01-17 23:13:10 UTC  

this server is fucking wild

2021-01-17 23:13:14 UTC  

Now you have a disinfected knife, use it to severe the penis at the base

2021-01-17 23:13:19 UTC  
2021-01-17 23:13:28 UTC  

yes completely off

2021-01-17 23:13:30 UTC  

C'mon don't mislead the guy, everyone knows it works better with salt mixed into the juice, do you want the guy to get sick or something?

2021-01-17 23:13:33 UTC  

Okay I'm back from the lodge guys

2021-01-17 23:13:36 UTC  

@.Pipedream just put him in the cuckshed

2021-01-17 23:13:36 UTC  

Was pretty epic

2021-01-17 23:13:37 UTC  

okay whats up

2021-01-17 23:13:44 UTC  

Fuck i forgot

2021-01-17 23:13:46 UTC  

you came in at the wrong moment

2021-01-17 23:13:52 UTC  

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