Message from @The Soy Goy

Discord ID: 303917098512416778


2017-04-18 15:36:39 UTC  

I mean now that I think about it, that's how I got here

2017-04-18 15:36:46 UTC  

@The Soy Goy he converted my girlfriend

2017-04-18 15:36:46 UTC  

@The Soy Goy are you a native born Alabamian?

2017-04-18 15:36:58 UTC  

No, I was born in Colorado

2017-04-18 15:37:13 UTC  

I'm a Navy brat, moved all over the place

2017-04-18 15:37:17 UTC  

Welp. Glad to see EVERYONE is moving to the best state in the Union.

2017-04-18 15:37:36 UTC  

And by Union I mean the union of Confederate states.

2017-04-18 15:37:38 UTC  

Honesly I'd give that honor to SC or NC

2017-04-18 15:37:42 UTC  

@Lord Joe Yall need to move to the greastest country on earth

2017-04-18 15:37:43 UTC  

Because the actual union doesn't exist.

2017-04-18 15:37:44 UTC  

NO

2017-04-18 15:37:45 UTC  

Texas

2017-04-18 15:37:46 UTC  

Nono

2017-04-18 15:37:48 UTC  

No

2017-04-18 15:37:49 UTC  

No

2017-04-18 15:37:50 UTC  

Ni

2017-04-18 15:37:51 UTC  

As

2017-04-18 15:37:52 UTC  

No

2017-04-18 15:37:54 UTC  

Florida is best

2017-04-18 15:37:58 UTC  

ALABAMA>>>

2017-04-18 15:38:02 UTC  

I'm not a big fan of AL tbh

2017-04-18 15:38:07 UTC  

There's no fucking mountains dude

2017-04-18 15:38:17 UTC  

Texas is the greatest nation on earth.

2017-04-18 15:38:20 UTC  

We have more shoreline than you @Lord Joe

2017-04-18 15:38:22 UTC  

How am I supposed to snowboard?

2017-04-18 15:38:24 UTC  

Texas is the biggest

2017-04-18 15:38:28 UTC  

>south Caroline

2017-04-18 15:38:28 UTC  

And Texas is pretty based

2017-04-18 15:38:33 UTC  

>mountains

2017-04-18 15:38:34 UTC  

Biggest = Bestest

2017-04-18 15:38:37 UTC  

AHHHHHH

2017-04-18 15:38:38 UTC  

Hahaha

2017-04-18 15:38:41 UTC  

No

2017-04-18 15:38:47 UTC  

That's why I added NC as well lol

2017-04-18 15:38:53 UTC  

besides Alaska but that is just an icy hellhole

2017-04-18 15:38:58 UTC  

We have mountains. You just are not in Birmingham.

2017-04-18 15:39:16 UTC  

Although to be fair, SC's "mountains" btfo Alabama (((mountains)))

2017-04-18 15:39:16 UTC  

Tuscaloosa is pretty flat though.

2017-04-18 15:39:20 UTC  

@Lord Joe We have whataburger

2017-04-18 15:39:22 UTC  

I have respect for Flordia like I'd respect the irate town drunk who isn't afraid to kill passerbys with blunt instruments

2017-04-18 15:39:26 UTC  

AHHHHH