Message from @Isabella Locke-MT

Discord ID: 514866467574120509


2018-11-21 18:04:16 UTC  

Hardcore

2018-11-21 18:05:27 UTC  

Didn’t think I’d get that kind of dark humor when popping into general

2018-11-21 18:06:01 UTC  

dark humor = best humor

2018-11-21 18:06:03 UTC  

My husband and I are both light sleepers.

2018-11-21 18:06:10 UTC  

Shouldn't be an issue

2018-11-21 18:07:51 UTC  

If I wasn't a sufficiently light sleeper before, I know when you give birth something happens to your brain to make you one lol

2018-11-21 18:07:53 UTC  

>several people are typing

2018-11-21 18:08:58 UTC  

if your toddler can't defeat the patriarch of the household in hand-to-hand combat, then you birthed a gender studies major

2018-11-21 18:09:55 UTC  

@Goose if geese think this way .... all I can say is oof

2018-11-21 18:10:01 UTC  

I was a heavy sleeper before. Tbh not much has changed. Still fall asleep pretty much anywhere and baby has to make noise right next to me for a minute or two before I start to wake up.

2018-11-21 18:12:36 UTC  

I wonder how many babies will be at the conference?

2018-11-21 18:13:18 UTC  

Imagine how an IE twitter post with a dozen infants...

2018-11-21 18:13:31 UTC  

Infants do a banner drop

2018-11-21 18:13:31 UTC  

just realized we're going to need a daycare at future conferences <:nervous:359009898115104770>

2018-11-21 18:13:34 UTC  

My wife doesn’t want me to bring ours 😭😭

2018-11-21 18:13:56 UTC  

well

2018-11-21 18:14:03 UTC  

you gotta do what you gotta scooby dooby do

2018-11-21 18:14:25 UTC  

Ruh roh

2018-11-21 18:15:01 UTC  

@Grossly Incandescent tell your wife to learn to share

2018-11-21 18:15:27 UTC  

Lol maybe next year

2018-11-21 18:15:31 UTC  

IE babies are communal babies

2018-11-21 18:15:47 UTC  

It’ll be better for babies with our own venue. Eventually!

2018-11-21 18:15:50 UTC  

I ain't changing no diapers.

2018-11-21 18:15:56 UTC  

@Grossly Incandescent is your wife going?

2018-11-21 18:16:20 UTC  

I want her too, I’m going to spend the next few months trying to talk her into it

2018-11-21 18:16:30 UTC  

Awesome

2018-11-21 18:16:45 UTC  

Personally I will not be separated from mine till he's at least 9 months old

2018-11-21 18:17:09 UTC  

>all these people with babies

2018-11-21 18:17:11 UTC  

i thought it was pretty funny how the kids were so popular on the beach trip.
you wouldn't think a house full a bachelors would be so kid/family-friendly

2018-11-21 18:17:16 UTC  

> <:sad:366743316475281408>

2018-11-21 18:17:34 UTC  

^that was the reaction lol

2018-11-21 18:18:38 UTC  

<:sad:366743316475281408> is my constant reaction

2018-11-21 18:18:43 UTC  

you could say it's almost my facial expression

2018-11-21 18:19:32 UTC  

*IE: Making sure your kids never have a shortage of cool uncles*

2018-11-21 18:20:40 UTC  

"daddy, how many uncles do I have?"

2018-11-21 18:20:43 UTC  

>over 9 thousand

2018-11-21 18:21:34 UTC  

UNCLE LEVELS RISING

2018-11-21 18:23:15 UTC  

"Ten hearts, one beat.! 100 hearts, one beat! 10,000 hearts, one beat!"

2018-11-21 18:32:49 UTC  

Low birth rates and hordes of third worlders at our gates, but at least TVs have never been cheaper.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/514870822683541524/image0.png

2018-11-21 18:35:17 UTC  

Reminds me of the Daft Punk song