Message from @Karnivore

Discord ID: 654935969455276034


2019-12-13 06:38:41 UTC  

and middle of the day

2019-12-13 06:38:55 UTC  

he shows me his police badge and asks me what's in my pocket

2019-12-13 06:39:02 UTC  

bugger

2019-12-13 06:39:09 UTC  

he was wearing plain clothes (no uniform)

2019-12-13 06:39:46 UTC  

so I pulled it off slowly and said, "you mean this?" holding it in the palm of my hands, closed, not actually holding it at all with any fingers, but only letting it rest in the palm of my hand

2019-12-13 06:39:58 UTC  

he was so damn scared, that he nearly jumped out of his shoes

2019-12-13 06:40:07 UTC  

he jumped back and said, "be careful!"

2019-12-13 06:40:15 UTC  

it was closed!

2019-12-13 06:40:23 UTC  

See... Competence

2019-12-13 06:40:25 UTC  

and my hand was all the way open

2019-12-13 06:40:36 UTC  

no fingers were around the knife

2019-12-13 06:40:52 UTC  

if I rotated my hand 90 degrees, it would fall on the floor

2019-12-13 06:40:58 UTC  

and he was so scared

2019-12-13 06:41:02 UTC  

fucking NYPD

2019-12-13 06:41:03 UTC  

He got himself so riled up... like being an adrenaline junky...

2019-12-13 06:41:04 UTC  

LOLOLOL

2019-12-13 06:41:09 UTC  

yes, adrenaline

2019-12-13 06:41:15 UTC  

then he proceeded to ask me why I had it

2019-12-13 06:41:27 UTC  

To cut beef jerky

2019-12-13 06:41:32 UTC  

I told him it was a tool that I use every day...many times.

2019-12-13 06:41:43 UTC  

he asked why I needed it.

2019-12-13 06:41:55 UTC  

So yes, I told him that I open mail, open food, cut food, etc.

2019-12-13 06:42:14 UTC  

and then he begins to lecture me that someone could take it from me and hurt me with it

2019-12-13 06:42:37 UTC  

I told him that if someone wanted to hurt me, they would bring their own knife or gun, or anything

2019-12-13 06:42:46 UTC  

he asked for my identification

2019-12-13 06:43:10 UTC  

I showed him my Texas driver's license, and he said, "oh, you're from *TEXAS*...."

2019-12-13 06:43:22 UTC  

*"....that explains it..."*

2019-12-13 06:43:31 UTC  

I said, yes, I'm from Texas, and that does explain it.

2019-12-13 06:43:34 UTC  

and I left.

2019-12-13 06:43:35 UTC  

hahaha

2019-12-13 06:43:37 UTC  

Asshole

2019-12-13 06:44:00 UTC  

typical low IQ NYC cop.

2019-12-13 06:44:35 UTC  

anyway, it was a long story, but a perfect example of the New York mentality.

2019-12-13 06:44:42 UTC  

and now apply this to guns

2019-12-13 06:44:54 UTC  

You know, that phrase... "Oh, you're from *Texas*"... we carry it with pride in South Africa

2019-12-13 06:44:55 UTC  

Those dumb fuckers see a picture of a gun and they piss their pants.

2019-12-13 06:45:16 UTC  

It means my meat is bigger than yours

2019-12-13 06:45:29 UTC  

Yes, I think you absolutely should carry that with pride..."that's right, asshole, I *AM* from SA!"

2019-12-13 06:45:34 UTC  

lmao

2019-12-13 06:45:37 UTC  

true

2019-12-13 06:45:54 UTC  

lol