Some geese are gay. But of course this is most often observed in Canada geese

freaking leaf geese as usual

Day of the feather bed.

CLM rising! #CrowLivesMatter

Crows are the Yellow Peril.
Tengu = Crow demons
Tenth taught the japs how to be ninjas

Don't fly over my car.

I'll just talk to the lizard people about getting one of their Giants to eat your car

(I have actually been to Mt. Kurama, where the Tengu allegedlytaught humanity swordsmanship. Pretty cool)

Power lines are just how the drone birds recharge

It's true

Us birds sit on our power source that we have you human slaves build

And pay for

a*ians are only 6% of the population but cause 51% of power outages

Why do you think Asians get bird flu

@Sam Anderson power lines are the governments attempt to keep the earth from curving more than it already has.

aSians = aVians

They are on to us so we are eliminating the threat

asians are the real birds

"High tension" wires.

tfw Mao's quest to eliminate birds was the wokest humanity ever was.

@Sam Anderson Mao = self hating bird

He knew the truth because he was one

Mao is the Miller of the avian population

Chairman Patrick knows the truth and redbirded IE DC at a local event.

Has anybody ever seen Patrick and a bird in the same room?

Take the Red Bird

Red Robin

I love my white swans . He’s pissed here 😅

I'm glad you are all informed. It's good that we have a dragon's eye view of the situation.

Now stop talking, they're everywhere.

Dragon Vs Phoenix (BIRD) is a popular motif in Chinaman myth

My account was hacked by a sparrow.

If Mao had succeeded in his noble quest to eliminate them all this would have never happened.

How far has humanity fallen?

TFW when no bird gf 😷

Mao did nothing wrong except lose.

You mean tfw not infected with strange Asian disease lol

@Sam Anderson anime?

Yes, anime is a disease

Can we please make a white sweatshirt with the dragons eye on it?

Bird GF = weird Asian diseases
Asian GF = weird Bird diseases