Aliens were actually cows.

damn, the hindus were right then

eat moar chikn

Space technology = Meat

Space is fake

Hahahaha

real flatboi hours

What if we're aliens and the earth is space?

the Giants are the aliens boi

that's why they ate people!

I think the earth is hollow and dinosaurs live inside of it

get on patron level

Atlas must have some killer traps after holding up this flat earth

@Sam Southern - TN I'll tie it all together.
Giants are aliens who didn't eat meat because the giants were actually cows.

now we're truly ascended

But wait I thought Tuesdays's bird posting lunch hour established we wuz birds and that cows will not replace us?

Birds are fake

@halfMc just what a cow shill would say

Has anybody actually seen a bird? Didn't think so.

https://birdsarentreal.com/

Why is this a thing? haha

Get woke @Sam Anderson

Hahahaha

I do all my birds aren't real activism after filyering

IM WOKE AF FAM!

@Sam Anderson birds are drones that gang stalk you.

If birds aren’t real, and bald eagles are birds, and bald eagles are a symbol of freedom, does that mean freedom isn’t real and we’re all just slaves in some awful choose your own scare goosebumps book with only 2 or 3 possible outcomes?

@John Boniface correct.

I need to go sit down for a while @Goldstein Riots

Hahahaha

Points off for not mentioning the flat earth though.

Wtf is happening rn

we are unironically slaves to debt-based international finance though

Ahh cmon thats what the birds want you to think

I mean the drones

i guess birds aren't real fug

The birds control the jews

If the Earth was round the drones would fall off

Birds = evolved dinosaurs = reptoids

OMG

No the icewall is to high duh