When I'm in a particularly rough mood, knives come out 😈

Thats fine, Sooner or later GOD will cut you down.

😄

I look forward to it!! Maybe I could stroke his beard before I go on the slip'n'slide to hell! 😃

I wonder how fluffy it is

Does he trim it?

He would have to take care of it, right?

YoU lOoK fOrWaRd To YoUr uncreation ?

You just simply wouldn't exist anymore

GOD is gonna *delete* you

yeet

Ez clap

I would still exist, in the blood and memory of family and loved ones! My fleshy shell would just be six feet under
As will yours 😜

Don't bring the flesh into this you lustful spirit

That's hard

Why? It feels so good 😈

I'm talking spirit here. You're gonna get thrown into a lake of fire

I hope so! I need a good tan, 😌

You wont need a good tan then

You'll need Jesus

You're right, I heard they're bad for the skin
But oh well!
No pain, no gain!

You'll need Jesus, but by then it will be too late

I mean, it's been over 2000 years, I think he's pretty dead at this point 🤣

Unlucky i guess

I dont think you know how many people ask where is your God now in the bible

You're just proving what im saying is true

Stop while you're behind

nerd

I like it from behind 🤷

Fornicators shall not inherit the kingdom of GOD

Unlucky i guess

:/

Why inherit the clouds when I can enjoy the earth? 😯

better luck next time ! oh wait there wont be a next time

I really don't think you've caught on yet, nothing you can say will upset me

You downsize the kingdom of GOD to "the clouds" ??

Don't worry about what i'm catching onto

I've yet to see my inheritance, so I don't really care for it ☺

Blessed is he who believes without seeing

unlucky i guess

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