Message from The Green Fairy in welp. u already Kno... #general


2019-10-13 08:53:42 UTC  

*hisses and slinks back into the shadows* Not the rebuke!!

2019-10-13 08:54:24 UTC  

*FOOT COMES DOWN YOUR HEAD*

2019-10-13 08:54:29 UTC  

Skull crushed

2019-10-13 08:55:01 UTC  

Jesus ended you

2019-10-13 08:55:08 UTC  

Hell, I could get into it if I was in the mood
Now go to sleep stoner

2019-10-13 08:55:21 UTC  

Dont talk to me about your moods

2019-10-13 08:55:25 UTC  

Jezebel

2019-10-13 08:55:39 UTC  

N you have no authority over me

2019-10-13 08:55:41 UTC  

When I'm in a particularly rough mood, knives come out 😈

2019-10-13 08:55:58 UTC  

Thats fine, Sooner or later GOD will cut you down.

2019-10-13 08:56:00 UTC  

😄

2019-10-13 08:56:40 UTC  

I look forward to it!! Maybe I could stroke his beard before I go on the slip'n'slide to hell! 😃

2019-10-13 08:57:17 UTC  

I wonder how fluffy it is

2019-10-13 08:57:24 UTC  

Does he trim it?

2019-10-13 08:57:37 UTC  

He would have to take care of it, right?

2019-10-13 08:57:38 UTC  

YoU lOoK fOrWaRd To YoUr uncreation ?

2019-10-13 08:57:54 UTC  

You just simply wouldn't exist anymore

2019-10-13 08:58:07 UTC  

GOD is gonna *delete* you

2019-10-13 08:58:15 UTC  

yeet

2019-10-13 08:58:22 UTC  

Ez clap

2019-10-13 08:58:52 UTC  

I would still exist, in the blood and memory of family and loved ones! My fleshy shell would just be six feet under
As will yours 😜

2019-10-13 08:59:11 UTC  

Don't bring the flesh into this you lustful spirit

2019-10-13 08:59:18 UTC  

That's hard

2019-10-13 08:59:25 UTC  

Why? It feels so good 😈

2019-10-13 08:59:29 UTC  

I'm talking spirit here. You're gonna get thrown into a lake of fire

2019-10-13 08:59:47 UTC  

I hope so! I need a good tan, 😌

2019-10-13 09:00:39 UTC  

You wont need a good tan then

2019-10-13 09:01:10 UTC  

You'll need Jesus

2019-10-13 09:01:11 UTC  

You're right, I heard they're bad for the skin
But oh well!
No pain, no gain!

2019-10-13 09:01:40 UTC  

You'll need Jesus, but by then it will be too late

2019-10-13 09:01:41 UTC  

I mean, it's been over 2000 years, I think he's pretty dead at this point 🤣

2019-10-13 09:01:44 UTC  

Unlucky i guess

2019-10-13 09:02:26 UTC  

I dont think you know how many people ask where is your God now in the bible

2019-10-13 09:02:44 UTC  

You're just proving what im saying is true

2019-10-13 09:02:51 UTC  

Stop while you're behind

2019-10-13 09:03:03 UTC  

nerd

2019-10-13 09:03:04 UTC  

I like it from behind 🤷

2019-10-13 09:03:32 UTC  

Fornicators shall not inherit the kingdom of GOD

2019-10-13 09:03:37 UTC  

Unlucky i guess

2019-10-13 09:03:38 UTC  

:/

2019-10-13 09:04:03 UTC  

Why inherit the clouds when I can enjoy the earth? 😯