Message from @Hennessy

Discord ID: 685393728260669441


2020-03-06 07:11:05 UTC  

The downside of ordering from Walmart is that even though they tell you how the order is going to be shipped they seem to change it and break it up into smaller shipments

2020-03-06 07:11:46 UTC  

They must get some excellent rates on shipping

2020-03-06 07:12:24 UTC  

I'm sure they get Amazon-level pricing on shipping.

2020-03-06 07:13:02 UTC  

American taxpayers actually were (still are?) subsidizing Amazon shipping, whether those Americans bought from Amazon or not.

2020-03-06 07:14:00 UTC  

Got to work on this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/627030086964740096/685384676696654012/20200306_001324.jpg

2020-03-06 07:14:18 UTC  

yes, indeed

2020-03-06 07:14:51 UTC  

The numbers seem to get higher when I try to take a picture of it at the same time

2020-03-06 07:15:03 UTC  

lol

2020-03-06 07:15:13 UTC  

Anyway they had these wrist blood pressure cuffs for $12

2020-03-06 07:15:40 UTC  

Might have to calibrate it against another one.

2020-03-06 07:16:01 UTC  

bring it with you to Walgreens, then use theirs

2020-03-06 07:16:41 UTC  

you know, the one with the seat, armband cuff built into the desktop, and monitor covered in dirty fingerprints

2020-03-06 07:17:34 UTC  

That's a good idea, I'll bring my can of Lysol. Or better yet I'll use one of theirs

2020-03-06 07:17:47 UTC  

definitely use theirs

2020-03-06 07:45:23 UTC  

Think about this for a second.

2020-03-06 07:45:47 UTC  

If you are infected, you should be using a mask that does NOT have the exhale port.

2020-03-06 07:46:31 UTC  

otherwise, you are exhausting the virus all over the place

2020-03-06 07:47:18 UTC  

obviously, the masks are just as needed to be used to prevent spread from the user of the mask to others, as the inverse.

2020-03-06 07:47:40 UTC  

🤔

2020-03-06 07:49:58 UTC  

Just use industrial super glue,

2020-03-06 07:50:32 UTC  

On the face mask and stick it to your face.

2020-03-06 07:51:38 UTC  

What happens when you need to take it off and get a new one in a few hours?

2020-03-06 07:52:09 UTC  

Just stick a new one on top of the old one

2020-03-06 07:52:49 UTC  

that would only potentially work if you put the new mask UNDER the old one

2020-03-06 07:53:01 UTC  

and if that were the case, you'd just take the old one off and toss it anyway.

2020-03-06 07:54:39 UTC  

I recommend to use this

https://youtu.be/F1vH-l81qBM

2020-03-06 07:56:45 UTC  

Then we can keep patients in a tank.

2020-03-06 07:57:17 UTC  

You could keep the coronavirus patients in tanks of Fukushima water.

2020-03-06 07:57:31 UTC  

The virus would have no chance.

2020-03-06 07:57:43 UTC  

Genius

2020-03-06 07:58:30 UTC  

👍

2020-03-06 08:00:10 UTC  

Like the Japanese like to say:
Omae wa mou shindeiru

2020-03-06 08:00:53 UTC  

What does that mean

2020-03-06 08:02:17 UTC  

so true

2020-03-06 08:02:33 UTC  

Or better, when they say this:
> _Sate, anata wa watashi no Take katana o anata no bōrusakku, atsukamashī sukamu de migakimasu!_

2020-03-06 08:07:17 UTC  

Is that a Pro-Islam video?

2020-03-06 08:07:25 UTC  

and even anti-Christian, too?

2020-03-06 08:09:27 UTC  

The guy probably says look bro I have more wife's than you

2020-03-06 08:10:27 UTC  

Then goes on to say how he can have an orgy everyday.