He was talking about me lol

Duh

Oh

Tex is the last person I'd expect to be a spy

Though, I don't think I've ever actually said *anything* to connect myself to the Russians

Hmm

You sure your not a Ruskie

🤔

I don't even like vodka (that much)

How do you feel about Crimea

I'm not entirely sure, let me ask my best friend Vlad about what he thinks and I'll get back to you later

Hmm

Yeah he’s totally a Russian spy

Let’s get him boys let’s show him how we do things in America

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No we are gonna napalm the fuck out of him

He’s a commie

Jesus, you're insane

I won’t trust it unless this guy makes it

@K.T.B. No I’m just on a shit ton of watchlists for no reason

Of course I’m insane

That man is terrifying

Ktb

Ur late

Nah hes a god damn hero

Also I'd like to know why you're on a watchlist

Everyone knows tex is insane

Exactly

Because

He put a damn dog on a Adidas jacket

😤

I didn’t get diagnosed with Paranoid Personality disorder for nothing

I’m not legally allowed to own firearms but own some anyway for no reason

🤷🏻‍♂️

I’m kidding

I do have PPD but all my firearms are legally owned

Atleast your not Hallucinating

No that doesn’t happen much anymore due to the meds

What are y'all doing for Christmas

Getting drunk