😐

I plan on dying in my 80’s buried face first in a prostuites boobs

Just finished playing mario kart

8

Damn

Either that or I’ll end up accidentally blowing myself up

😐

Mario Kart seems to be one of the few things that brings people together - everyone loves it

Also don't blow yourself up please

Well it’s not my fault the british won’t leave the north of Ireland peacefully

Ktb finally says something that's not connected to him being a Russain spy

Hey

If I were a Russian spy you’d know

Because I’d be telling everyone so I get free vodka

He was talking about me lol

Duh

Oh

Tex is the last person I'd expect to be a spy

Though, I don't think I've ever actually said *anything* to connect myself to the Russians

Hmm

You sure your not a Ruskie

🤔

I don't even like vodka (that much)

How do you feel about Crimea

I'm not entirely sure, let me ask my best friend Vlad about what he thinks and I'll get back to you later

Hmm

Yeah he’s totally a Russian spy

Let’s get him boys let’s show him how we do things in America

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No we are gonna napalm the fuck out of him

He’s a commie

Jesus, you're insane

I won’t trust it unless this guy makes it

@K.T.B. No I’m just on a shit ton of watchlists for no reason

Of course I’m insane

That man is terrifying

Ktb

Ur late

Nah hes a god damn hero

Also I'd like to know why you're on a watchlist