Message from @metasophocles

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2018-11-24 23:59:59 UTC  

Breakfast: Block of salo
Lunch: Block of salo
Dinner: Block of salo

2018-11-25 00:00:19 UTC  

^ This meal plan is endorsed by @Selma

2018-11-25 00:00:24 UTC  

Breakfast: Coffee and niacin
Lunch: Coffee and niacin
Dinner: Coffee and niacin

2018-11-25 00:00:27 UTC  

I hate bananas but I hate waking up in the night to severe leg cramps more

2018-11-25 00:00:44 UTC  

Damn dude

2018-11-25 00:00:56 UTC  

Australian aboriginals can run across the desert on a quart of petrol

2018-11-25 00:01:04 UTC  

Unless they encounter a road to nap in

2018-11-25 00:01:12 UTC  

It's like 40,000 cal a gallon

2018-11-25 00:01:25 UTC  

wait so like

2018-11-25 00:01:37 UTC  

if you drank gasoline, but not enough to die

2018-11-25 00:01:41 UTC  

would you gain weight?

2018-11-25 00:01:45 UTC  

Smartest IE conversation ever.

2018-11-25 00:01:59 UTC  

No, it's a meme. Your body can't actually metabolize gasoline

2018-11-25 00:02:28 UTC  

@John O - What about micro amounts.

2018-11-25 00:02:35 UTC  

Try it

2018-11-25 00:02:59 UTC  

inb4 all of leadership is typing again to tell us not to drink gasoline

2018-11-25 00:03:02 UTC  

Just make sure you say your R's properly

2018-11-25 00:03:06 UTC  

My father probably has swallowed well over a gallon of gas in his life, simply siphoning fuel lines (mechanic)

2018-11-25 00:03:08 UTC  

R

2018-11-25 00:03:40 UTC  

The green crustacean observed the running red fox.

2018-11-25 00:03:42 UTC  

@Papa Pizzagate lol mine too, worked on oil rigs for 15 years

2018-11-25 00:03:55 UTC  

@TylerHess I too have had to incorporate bananas into the diet due to my running routine and severe night cramps.

2018-11-25 00:03:57 UTC  

@Alex Kolchak - NY bottoms up, coward.

2018-11-25 00:04:31 UTC  

@Papa Pizzagate is he yolked?

2018-11-25 00:04:54 UTC  

The rabbit befriended the turtle who lived a crossed the river.

2018-11-25 00:04:59 UTC  

He was scary strong before he had a stroke.

2018-11-25 00:05:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/516041625622020106/unknown.png

2018-11-25 00:05:16 UTC  

Should we all microdose gas?

2018-11-25 00:05:17 UTC  
2018-11-25 00:05:19 UTC  

who had a stroke ?

2018-11-25 00:05:25 UTC  

Side effects include stroke

2018-11-25 00:05:37 UTC  

A risk I'm willing to take

2018-11-25 00:05:38 UTC  

@V.Balboa - PA my dad, 3 years ago.

2018-11-25 00:05:42 UTC  

OOOOO

2018-11-25 00:05:55 UTC  

is gasoline a carb, fat, or protein?

2018-11-25 00:06:00 UTC  

He spends his retirement gardening and doing little home diys.

2018-11-25 00:06:02 UTC  

Carb'

2018-11-25 00:06:15 UTC  

Diverse posting tonight, lads.

2018-11-25 00:06:30 UTC  

@Selma DUDE WE JUST PROVED THAT CARBS ARE BAD

2018-11-25 00:06:36 UTC  

I can't want to buy my house

2018-11-25 00:06:48 UTC  

Gasoline is a carb
Gasoline kills you
Therefore, carbs kill you