Wait, is Bezos not Jewish?

doesn't look like it

I just think it’s fun to guess sometimes lol

I thought he was 🤔

that name is Hispanic, and his original name is Jorgensen (nord or some kind?)

either way, he doesn't seem to be of the nose tribe

No hes not but he acts like one

I am not saying we should eat iguana, just that eating iguana, is, if anything, more humane than eating more aware mammals.

Besos is a turd though. No matter what he eats.

Ethnicelebs.com says Western European

The associated picture on the article is a very jewish looking photo of him

Snapping Turtle soup was good the one time I had it.

*hand rubbing intensifies*

I’ve eaten gator before, it’s pretty good

i had gator once, but it was dipped in some sweet sauce, so anything would have been good in that

Gator is chewy but good

It is chewy af

funny enough, i had it in FL...

You Southerners eat some interesting stuff.

Does anyone know where he got Bezos? Why did he change his name? To sound less white?

I mean we do farm the critters

It is not his wife's name if you're wondering

Gator on a stick is a staple of Floridian vendor foods

@Grossly Incandescent You farm gators?

Scroll up Godric he was adopted by a Hispanic

A Californian talking about "interesting stuff" about others. <:really:453005408064241674> 😂

Yeah I caught that, sorry

You’re good! He was four years old

I don’t personally but many people do

Gotta supply the gift shops

Lol. Whut.

And make handbags

I need to get down to the South. I've never been.

I've heard about that. @Grossly Incandescent

The South is pretty awesome, tbh. I lived in Georgia for a few years for college.

Just avoid the "bad areas"...

@Grossly Incandescent My last boots were made of snake skin, sadly they didn't last more than 5 years

The reason behind Florida gator breeding is because they were an endangered species, now they’re numbers are great

(anything on an MLK BLVD) <:usinnoodle:420778112226164736>

It's almost comical at this point how true the statement is.

Southern Whites are luckily based, or at least partially based