@Papa Pizzagate To be clear I was memeing. I am NOT that autistic and I do speak to women daily.

lmao

I figured, Jacob.

@Sam Southern - TN I was joking, but I can still give you a serious answer if you want

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN >year 2087
>US marines prepare to land on an Estonian coast
>"operation extraction: begin"
>millions of marines land on the coast
>raid the local egg repositories
>steal all eggs
>when locals protest you say "it's for the future of America"
>run back to USS Donald J Trump
>mission accomplished

EGGS

🥚 🥚

🥄

🥚

@Sam Southern - TN what if elites try to replace us because they love white people so much that it is all a sham to raise our birth rates back up past 2.1

@godric 4d chess

inter-dimensional basket weaving

i was going to suggest a 4d chess emote, but what would such a thing even look like

@godric The globalists were just testing us like a sensei? 😕

Type : 4dchess : without spaces

@Sam Southern - TN this is a mongolian throat-singing server i thought

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN grab the interdimensional chess piece out of my hand grass hopper

<:4dchess:439923932062154782>

= <:4dchess:439923932062154782>

@YourFundamentalTheorum I'm here for the nice respectable people myself

I didn't even realize that was a custom emote

@Sam Southern - TN do you like pho?

it's alright, i like fried rice more than pho tbh

pho sho

i can't stand pho

but for some reason i'm a pho-cooking server

:/

I like pho but wish I had thrice the meat and no noodles

i wish it had no water

and only noodles

so it became mongolian beef

I wish I was a steppe archer

>tfw mongolian
>always the exception

archery is huhwhite btw

Consider the fact that your potential gf could be reading this chat right now. Would you be embarrassed about the things you're posting? Something for the E-GF desire-ers to consider.

oh weird. chat didn't scroll.

Point still stands.

*Bjorn - MD is going back and selectively deleting old messages...*

doubt. jpg, but if she didn't like absurd, sarcastic thought experiments, she wouldn't like me IRL anyway. A man giving up humor for love deserves neither

People actually look for e-gf’s? Tf?

IE girlfriends must learn to appreciate Mongolian throat singing