U have cows

Or women dressed like cows

My family has been raising cattle for decades.

I'm going to stop you right there.

🦉

Mmmm cow girls

😊

I accidentally smoked meth a few hours ago. There was some brownish stuff, presumably wax, leftover in my dad’s dab rig and so I took me a hit. When I exhaled I realized that it was not wax.

I fucking drugged myself unintentionally

U still feel it?

How does one drug themselves unintentionally?

Yeah bro, that shit lasts for like 5-8 hours. I just got home and took a Valium so I can get to sleep fairly soon.

All is well but I feel pretty damn silly.

So now the question is why is ur dad doing meth

Silly willy

I think the better question is why are you sneaking a hit off your dads dab ring covered in brown wax

That’s old hat, but I don’t know why the fuck he’d leave it sitting on his coffee table.

@VenomousHawk86 I was returning his keys and he wasn’t home. And the rig was just sitting on the table.

Lesson learned i suppose

Absolutely. Learn from my mistake friends.

Dont mooch off ur dads stash

“Awww he look bro, me dad left his dab ring on the table ey? There’s some brown wax in it, im gonna hit it bro”

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Well he wouldn’t have minded me getting a hit of wax.

But if i were in ur shoes id see myself doing the same

It started putting off vapor sooner than wax would have, but it was a new torch I’d never used before and I figured that was why. There were probably a few steps in the encounter where I could’ve realized, had I been paying much attention. Live and learn.

Now it’s 9:45pm and I’m zoomin.

Meth isnt a pyscadelic right

No, it’s a stimulant. Nearly identical to adderall.

Not something to be done in the evening hours for certain. Luckily I had the Valium handy or I’d be in for a very rough day at work tomorrow.

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Exactly what is wax? I have never heard of this before

'Night y'all

Ypu know that gunk in your ear baron?

Thats Ear wax

Do people smoke that nowadays?

Lol

Wax comes from weed

Ok, that makes a bit more sense. I was getting worried here for a while that people have started smoking ear-wax

They take weed and perform a seance to concentrate the sin. The result is called wax.

Sounds weird. What about just rolling up the weed?