Message from @Revel

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2019-05-22 02:26:34 UTC  

Till it stops eating grass.

2019-05-22 02:28:05 UTC  

I shall conduct an expiriment on this.

2019-05-22 02:28:19 UTC  

U have cows

2019-05-22 02:28:30 UTC  

Or women dressed like cows

2019-05-22 02:28:51 UTC  

My family has been raising cattle for decades.

2019-05-22 02:28:52 UTC  

I'm going to stop you right there.

2019-05-22 02:29:57 UTC  

🦉

2019-05-22 02:34:20 UTC  

Mmmm cow girls

2019-05-22 02:34:34 UTC  

😊

2019-05-22 02:34:45 UTC  

I accidentally smoked meth a few hours ago. There was some brownish stuff, presumably wax, leftover in my dad’s dab rig and so I took me a hit. When I exhaled I realized that it was not wax.

2019-05-22 02:35:24 UTC  

I fucking drugged myself unintentionally

2019-05-22 02:37:46 UTC  

U still feel it?

2019-05-22 02:38:22 UTC  

How does one drug themselves unintentionally?

2019-05-22 02:38:42 UTC  

Yeah bro, that shit lasts for like 5-8 hours. I just got home and took a Valium so I can get to sleep fairly soon.

2019-05-22 02:39:11 UTC  

All is well but I feel pretty damn silly.

2019-05-22 02:39:26 UTC  

So now the question is why is ur dad doing meth

2019-05-22 02:40:01 UTC  

Silly willy

2019-05-22 02:40:12 UTC  

I think the better question is why are you sneaking a hit off your dads dab ring covered in brown wax

2019-05-22 02:41:02 UTC  

That’s old hat, but I don’t know why the fuck he’d leave it sitting on his coffee table.

2019-05-22 02:41:27 UTC  

@VenomousHawk86 I was returning his keys and he wasn’t home. And the rig was just sitting on the table.

2019-05-22 02:42:05 UTC  

Lesson learned i suppose

2019-05-22 02:42:23 UTC  

Absolutely. Learn from my mistake friends.

2019-05-22 02:42:24 UTC  

Dont mooch off ur dads stash

2019-05-22 02:42:27 UTC  

“Awww he look bro, me dad left his dab ring on the table ey? There’s some brown wax in it, im gonna hit it bro”

2019-05-22 02:42:29 UTC  

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2019-05-22 02:42:55 UTC  

Well he wouldn’t have minded me getting a hit of wax.

2019-05-22 02:43:10 UTC  

But if i were in ur shoes id see myself doing the same

2019-05-22 02:45:04 UTC  

It started putting off vapor sooner than wax would have, but it was a new torch I’d never used before and I figured that was why. There were probably a few steps in the encounter where I could’ve realized, had I been paying much attention. Live and learn.

2019-05-22 02:45:59 UTC  

Now it’s 9:45pm and I’m zoomin.

2019-05-22 02:46:04 UTC  

Meth isnt a pyscadelic right

2019-05-22 02:46:52 UTC  

No, it’s a stimulant. Nearly identical to adderall.

2019-05-22 02:48:15 UTC  

Not something to be done in the evening hours for certain. Luckily I had the Valium handy or I’d be in for a very rough day at work tomorrow.

2019-05-22 02:58:28 UTC  

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2019-05-22 03:10:23 UTC  

Exactly what is wax? I have never heard of this before

2019-05-22 03:10:45 UTC  

'Night y'all

2019-05-22 03:11:11 UTC  

Ypu know that gunk in your ear baron?

2019-05-22 03:11:16 UTC  

Thats Ear wax

2019-05-22 03:11:47 UTC  

Do people smoke that nowadays?

2019-05-22 03:13:17 UTC  

Lol

2019-05-22 03:13:46 UTC  

Wax comes from weed

2019-05-22 03:16:08 UTC  

Ok, that makes a bit more sense. I was getting worried here for a while that people have started smoking ear-wax