I’m assuming the same will happen to me

You will find out around the age of 30, you don't lose much after that

My dad is nearly 80 and still have a full head of hair

My dads hair is still thick and healthy. They say the hair health runs on the mothers side though.

I’m screwed either way then

I have heard that too

Reality is probably something in between

Hair regen tech first, then artificial wombs please

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Either that or bring back lobotomy 😂

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How stuck up can thots get? I tripped and caught myself with both hands and this thot is telling her friends "look he's doing pushups to try and impress me" like nah bitch you're never getting this, I'd sooner get mauled by a lion than get fucked in the ass by gynocentrism 😂

classical narcissism

Me: *minding my own business*
Thot: why arent you paying attention to me?
Me: *glare* Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Omae wa mu shinderu. *walks away*
Thot: N-nani? *'splodes violently*

@ChaonThe5th she might like u.

@ChaonThe5th she has to joke to her friends to convincer herself that you're below her lmao

Ah yes I love blackout sometimes. - me unloads 8 whole shot gun Shells into some random old man running around outside the jail. - team mate behind me "die old man"

As he beats him over the head with an exploding hammer 😂

bring back @frugalcasper

@haku. then we shall press F in chat for him.

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Fucking disappointed, reading and watching schindlers list and finally understanding what it means, then having a person making comments during the movie, then seeing how he spend all his fortune to save people... and here we are in this day and age where being a man is rape or evil, just makes you wonder blankly on why. Ps wood gives your meat a smoke flavor if you get the right kind, very taste.

Nobody: Me: *puts random paragraph out of the blue.*

@[chase dreams] My waifu is so superior to any thot, that her superiority can't be measured by human means, yet women think I'm going to downgrade to them and give them all of my hard earned money 😂

@ChaonThe5th lol. That'll be the day

When Folkvagnir gets conquered by Surt, I'll get married (which is never because those aren't even real) 😂

I'll get married when it's a net positive for me.

Basically never.

Plus I'm already married to my waifu <:har:480186132298989569>

@ChaonThe5th no one ever said you can't have 3 somes

Yeah even in a patriarchy marriage is a liability

Because you're still blowing money on a womb that ~~talks~~ nags

@afieq408 went to the anniversary screening of schindlers list this year/last year. great movie

@Happy Humble Hermit That movie was the shit

@Happy Humble Hermit it is a great movie, it also makes you realize that talking or have listened multiple holocaust survivors and shaking their hand won't do you justice, it's amazing to go through shit like that.

i always tear up at the end where he's sad that he didnt sell his pin and car

The man's so torn that he couldn't have saved more people

Dray has the violin song on his playlist, listened to it and watching movie, shocked holy shit.

~~cinnamon just jumped on top of me because I was laying down~~

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