Perks of being a housewife

I can sleep whenever I want as long as I get the chores done and food made 👌

Enjoying it while I am still pregnant and don't have an infant to look after

@GloopGod I didn't understand that post at all lol

like Mary Lou is utterly terrified of dudes with stickers and posters

oh gawwwwwd

@Sam Southern - TN yeah, I took it as unironic hysteria.

@GloopGod maybe related to “hide ya kids, hide ya wives”

Nevertheless, funny af

@Clayton_H_ATX I'd be thrilled if some random in the county is level-headed and witty about it all. 😂

G'Mornin y'all

If you haven't done a 1 hour lifting circuit before 7AM, are you even Evropean???

@Tyler0317 I lift at night. Only time I can unless I want my kids to attack me while I'm in the garage gym.

That's my excuse

Night lift master class. Why go to work exhausted?

Mornin

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN why go to your workout tired?

I... don't?? 🤔

Imagine not huffing enough old formula C4 that you’re “tired” while working out

God I miss the old formula pre workout

Vox just surged out of nowhere it seems

I feel more energy throughout the day after an AM workout. Admittedly I dont go super hard in the gym. @netgearblackhawk @Wood-Ape - OK/MN

Check out @AndrewQuackson’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/AndrewQuackson/status/829593674363392001?s=09

@Tyler0317 or be cool like me and run a PT test in 20 degree weather 😵

People still take supps?

@Alex Kolchak - NY I liked running in the frost. My times were better.

Hanging on the frozen pullup bar was another story 😉

18 minute 3 mile Master race

damn

Jesus lol

I do better in the cold, but it sucks more

Well you're infantry so there you go

this server respects POGs

@Alex Kolchak - NY @netgearblackhawk

@Tyler0317 Impressive brother.

@hbutzer0511 I can't run an 18 min 3 mile any longer. I EASed 9 yrs ago.

@Tyler0317 Copy.

I was 0811, cannon cocker

@netgearblackhawk Our Arty guys were reMOSed to Infantry during the OIF days

Yep, provisioal mp

Salty Vet hours replace infant mommy hours this morning.