Message from @ResolvingParadox13

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2019-06-28 03:15:48 UTC  

@ResolvingParadox13 no head pats for you

2019-06-28 03:15:51 UTC  

bad repo

2019-06-28 03:15:54 UTC  

Piss drinking imbeciles

2019-06-28 03:16:10 UTC  

<:letsdie:511757414467633172>

2019-06-28 03:16:18 UTC  

Now, as for women misbehaving, you don't need alt tech man-mind-body transfer bullshit.

2019-06-28 03:16:31 UTC  

A good back hand would suffice

2019-06-28 03:16:32 UTC  

You get a space, wall it off, bad women spend their time there... with only women.

2019-06-28 03:16:46 UTC  

Good old fashion pimp hand solves that problem

2019-06-28 03:16:53 UTC  

Like Steve McQueen

2019-06-28 03:17:08 UTC  

With no dick to run to, they'll learn real quick that it's time to behave.

2019-06-28 03:18:11 UTC  

Give it some arable land and make sure the winter is fucking brutal.

2019-06-28 03:18:21 UTC  

*Problem solved*

2019-06-28 03:19:01 UTC  
2019-06-28 03:19:30 UTC  

🎵 Swing low, o' Pimphand
Comin down to smack dis hooooe
Swing down, o' Pimphand
This bitch won't talk back no moooo🎵

2019-06-28 03:19:44 UTC  

😂

2019-06-28 03:20:01 UTC  

you say that, but you know they don't shut up even then.

2019-06-28 03:20:15 UTC  

and? you have two hands you know

2019-06-28 03:20:16 UTC  

Hog tie them

2019-06-28 03:20:17 UTC  

"what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?"
"Nothing you haven't said twice already."

2019-06-28 03:21:06 UTC  

Some people are saying that post is fake... I hope to god they're right

2019-06-28 03:21:14 UTC  

@YuriBezmenov now that sounds more my speed

2019-06-28 03:21:29 UTC  

I *do like Euphoria*

2019-06-28 03:21:42 UTC  
2019-06-28 03:21:57 UTC  

That woody from toy story could be openly bi

2019-06-28 03:22:13 UTC  

<:CRUSADEE:585703763126255641>

2019-06-28 03:22:25 UTC  

Woody doesn't have a woody. He's not sexual.

2019-06-28 03:22:41 UTC  

But he has to be

2019-06-28 03:22:44 UTC  

There's literally no penis there

2019-06-28 03:22:46 UTC  

They must spread the gospel

2019-06-28 03:22:47 UTC  

Some people are trying to say it fake, others say it's real, but with the bullshit that Disney has pulled with Elsa, I wouldn't be surprised.

2019-06-28 03:22:49 UTC  

He always has a woody

2019-06-28 03:22:55 UTC  

What's wrong with those people?

2019-06-28 03:23:01 UTC  

Because he has a friend in him

2019-06-28 03:23:03 UTC  

@Head Scribe Drayanor what bullshit? Is she lesbian?

2019-06-28 03:23:05 UTC  

They want your children

2019-06-28 03:23:07 UTC  

They drank the kool aid.

2019-06-28 03:23:08 UTC  

Yep

2019-06-28 03:23:09 UTC  

Lesbo

2019-06-28 03:23:17 UTC  

Damn

2019-06-28 03:23:23 UTC  

Who cares, *let it go*

2019-06-28 03:23:31 UTC  

Meh, She has no rack anyway