If youre an investor, welcome to MF Global 2.0

As long as you don't hide the lack of accreditation and do it right then it's perfectly legal

Na I mean the guys who otherwise would need to pay back the loans

They just disappear to SEA like they wanted anyway

She can leave the US too, but they will garnish her social security for the amount

As if she has so much social security xD

Not that she will have paid into it that much

Yeah

She probably has a deficit right now. Women are not the net taxpayers

Definitely

They can't garnish what doesn't exist

Hey... 500k
With that I could start like 5 businesses, even fail 4 times and still have one working one 😜

<:shrekhmm:594037532568846346>

500 K usd is a solid chunk of money man

@CappyKrollsafe.jpg

500k usd

ill buy rental properties for days

this dumb broad bought a piece of paper

omegalul

My thing here is which underwriter thought 500k was cool to approve

A female one xD

They probably were like, the government guarantees this shit, so whateva

Indeed

Like with the housing bubble

A female one with a gender studies degree

Diversity hire

The housing bubble happened because the gov started to guarantee the loans

@conker. Just another excuse to have the government administer that program too.

Yeah definitely

housing bubble gonna crash bc milleanials dont buy houses anyways

Government creeps in everywhere

flipping houses big dumb

Same bs like in the eu

@CappyK. They also pressured bank motherfuckers to loan to people that should not be getting the money

Wealth secrets of the 1%, covers this

Yup

Well kinda

@CappyK<:tellmemorepepe:480186120823373835>

The pressure wasn't direct

@conker. They crash an industry and get up in it

Get up in dat ass like colon cancer