I take it you're using the ketonix piss strips?

yeah probably like once a fortnight

and its always been max ketones but the last one had dropped

*fortnite*

Did someone say....

Well the studio that made the game. Then decided to join the team to make Crysis.

Fortnite?

Yeah, that's because of all the water.

damn water, i knew i should be drinking nothing but no suger coke

Oh god

Gross

Water and air is a diet I heard from a feminist once. The question is what type of water was she thinking of?

I mean soda isn't bad either in moderation

salt water and broth are best drinks

Really, broth is probably the best.

Banning stuff from your diet isn't my typical solution

banning stuff from my diet has working miracles

But eh

ive lost EVERYTHING in 4 months

Lol

Damn, how much did you really lose?

Did you get divorced?

it's hard to say since like i said ive never weighted myself the whole time

Keto diet works for people I heard.

but my stomach is 100% flat

Oh. But you have been losing inches and whatnot

Keto diets gotten plenty of results

yeah my wardrobe is completely useless to me now

Reduced clothing sizes?

and all my belts have new holes

What to what?

I only drink soda every few weeks.

Lmao @Whats gay anymore

But unfortunately it doesn't cure depression, autism, etc.

^

Well it's better than soy based diet.

Yeah, it does improve depression and autism.

Lol

size 34 pants to size 20 now

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