I was AGR for a time.

That sucked

I got to play golf with the squadron commander every Thursday morning for two years lol

Part of detail. I was sad when he left

Guy after him was a fat fuck

Who smelled

Idk how some of these officers make it

I was the chauffeur for alcoholic officers when I was down in Pennsylvania.

That's always the best

Pulling over wasted officers and not being able to do shit

I had my regular offenders

I mean on the one hand it's funny but when you really think about it they all turn in to like

2nd LT's when they drink

At best

Lost entitled puppies

And it's not like you get it back for giving them a break. Those drunk fucks never remembered

I should have made e-6 with all the fuckin breaks I had to give

No love back to me though

Fed has gone out of control apparently

https://twitter.com/yahoofinance/status/1006173209442553857?s=21

Based

so does that mean dominoes is libertarian?

and do they not allow pizza hut on roads they fix

funny story - dad took us to pizza hut when i was younger - hated it - was convinced pizza was a bad tasting food

@Marcus Antonius @Alphonsus MP>all other MOS

wasn't until i was 15 or so i ate (other)pizza and realised it was yum

Only drunk gr*nts hate MPs

You shouldn't be drunk on base

what's an 'MOS'?

Military job

Officers are constantly drunk dusty

Military occupational Speciality

@Marcus Antonius even better

Officers should know better

"Hey bro, why are you so uptight man, just let us be drunk"

Also, after much deliberation, I'm switching from glasses to contacts

epic

They should. Standards drop every year

I look better without glasses and I want to be able to use my rayban aviators

Do more push-ups