the best part about working the night shift is coming home and having a beer at 7 am, walking across the street to get the mail, and all my day shift office working neighbors staring at me as they drive past en route to work, looking at me and going 'Chemex is an alcoholic, she's drinking beer at 7 am'

also, grilling after dawn

Could be worse. You could be like nurse Jackie.

lolol

I'll pretend to know who that is for the sake of not making myself look more dumb than five minutes ago

cuts you down? if anything that's hopeful! I have a 2yo I love I'm buying my own house in the coming weeks and my band (my dream) is starting to take off.

she was a character in a TV show, a nurse addicted to narcotics after getting a work related back injury (i think) - it's sort of like the nurse version of House

the point Ace is we are taught to be that way but we aren't doomed to it forever

i'd rather be nurse ratchett 😛

btw Ace I have no idea what they are talking about ether

@Alinpass (INFJ-T) It cuts me down because it reminds me of a false hope that people always give me despite me being the worst choice for any task.

@Tracey Also, I guess I'm too uncultured to know that show

Another bad thing to add to the list

voice of objectivity - again, it's statistically unlikely that you're the worst choice for everything

nurse jackie a story about a drug addicted slut who was really bitchy

my fiancee teases me about it - she watches TV at work, that wench

that's why I stopped watching tv

you want a cookie

@Tracey It would be statistically unlikely unless you saw my track record

she's a security engineer so she works from home, so she's got something usually going on another monitor

Bah, Ace - you're upright and chatting at us, you've managed to make it this far

@ACE if you were dead I'd say you were right,but you dont know the future and neither do I so stop pretending to know that you will fail.

as opposed to hiding in a blanket fort in your bedroom

@Tracey I'm almost there, considering my day is mostly in my bedroom at this point.

well, don't build a blanket fort lol

Though, that's more upon my parents' request to stay on account of the scamdemic

what's your degree in anyway

there is nothing wrong with blanket forts!

^^

Just a quick what if.

hmm?

@Tracey Gender studies



Just kidding, I ain't that stupid. I'm studying Heating Ventilation Air Conditioning and Refrigeration (HVACR)

hvac techs make bank, at least out here

What if the persons Supreme Court all were to accidentally get into a plane crash?

you'd make a killing where I live

they're all union so scale jobs

you lucky duck

Would they let trump nominate an entire new court?

@[TDE] Smokie oh dont tease me you flirt lol

RBG is a juju zombie i am 90% sure

@[TDE] Smokie IT would either lead to an absolute halt in any cases which would bottleneck anything lower that went to the top (making it almost impossible to arrest people on gun violations) or it would lead to absolute control by another party to stand in