well, quit clutching Horatio's skull and complaining to it, that should help

alinpass, seriously?

If I join, perhaps I'll get a lot luckier when I find one

eh my hip took most of the blast but I like the excuse lol

well chicks dig scars lol

not where I have them lol

maybe you need to find a girl who takes a technical interest lol

i compliment my girl's veins

its the weirdest thing to have half a prosthetic penis

If I find a girl period, I could die a happy man.

mission accepted!

They only thin you'll help me get is restraining orders and arrest warrants.

Yes, I am that unskilled

Gnight

true... I can be a bit aggressive in helping others lol

night

nn

Please, maul my face. Don't go!

btw after this smoke I gtg to bed myself

lol memorize the crazy-hot matrix and go for it

I've got to read about 40 pages of a book on boilers for a state license, so I've got to get going as well

secretly we're all awkward, but like cats we pass it off

also if you want to feel like a true loser/leech Ace, go blind

Nah, I'll vote Democrat

/wince

Then I'll be a complete loser

that's extreme, dude

that too

please call someone before you do something so drastic

at least I vote Republican

i just finished my Trump picture for the 4th!

@Tracey I'll call my congress to see how I can leech off the government for money

though I'm not looking forward to 2024...

/throws a haddock at him

Then I'll sell out poor neighborhoods for even more cash

If I am to be dishonest, I can at least make cash off it

eh stick with the snake oil

I think I was trying to make a metaphor for how I know how to lie to people

Seems I've failed at communicating again

lol yes again I was trying to keep the mood light

@ACE