neo from the matrix hardly looked like Burt Reynolds

not going to lie I'm lost

No, but I look like hamlet with a black, long-sleeved shirt on.

which hamlet

Shakespearean

so not a specific iteration of a famous hamlet then

I don't remember which movie play it was that had Hamlet in black

the IED in Afghanistan made my face look like ham

well, quit clutching Horatio's skull and complaining to it, that should help

alinpass, seriously?

If I join, perhaps I'll get a lot luckier when I find one

eh my hip took most of the blast but I like the excuse lol

well chicks dig scars lol

not where I have them lol

maybe you need to find a girl who takes a technical interest lol

i compliment my girl's veins

its the weirdest thing to have half a prosthetic penis

If I find a girl period, I could die a happy man.

mission accepted!

They only thin you'll help me get is restraining orders and arrest warrants.

Yes, I am that unskilled

Gnight

true... I can be a bit aggressive in helping others lol

night

nn

Please, maul my face. Don't go!

btw after this smoke I gtg to bed myself

lol memorize the crazy-hot matrix and go for it

I've got to read about 40 pages of a book on boilers for a state license, so I've got to get going as well

secretly we're all awkward, but like cats we pass it off

also if you want to feel like a true loser/leech Ace, go blind

Nah, I'll vote Democrat

/wince

Then I'll be a complete loser

that's extreme, dude

that too

please call someone before you do something so drastic

at least I vote Republican

i just finished my Trump picture for the 4th!

@Tracey I'll call my congress to see how I can leech off the government for money

though I'm not looking forward to 2024...