If I'm lucky, he'll hack my face off

Then no one would need to look at my ugly mug

nah, faceless people are not attractive and difficult to intubate

Don't worry chemex

I won't

idk it would prolly be an improvement to my looks

/whew

@Alinpass (INFJ-T) My idea precisely.

good lord you two

That isn't the worst reaction anyone has had to my behaviors.

hey there is reasons I dont have my face as a pfp. apparently I have a what was it anime, soyboy homo pic?

lol

To be honest, weeb culture is only hated as bad as it is simply because it's widely used and easy to counter. That, and a lot of normies use it.

that slick thin thing can work if you don't girly it up

neo from the matrix hardly looked like Burt Reynolds

not going to lie I'm lost

No, but I look like hamlet with a black, long-sleeved shirt on.

which hamlet

Shakespearean

so not a specific iteration of a famous hamlet then

I don't remember which movie play it was that had Hamlet in black

the IED in Afghanistan made my face look like ham

well, quit clutching Horatio's skull and complaining to it, that should help

alinpass, seriously?

If I join, perhaps I'll get a lot luckier when I find one

eh my hip took most of the blast but I like the excuse lol

well chicks dig scars lol

not where I have them lol

maybe you need to find a girl who takes a technical interest lol

i compliment my girl's veins

its the weirdest thing to have half a prosthetic penis

If I find a girl period, I could die a happy man.

mission accepted!

They only thin you'll help me get is restraining orders and arrest warrants.

Yes, I am that unskilled

Gnight

true... I can be a bit aggressive in helping others lol

night

nn

Please, maul my face. Don't go!

btw after this smoke I gtg to bed myself