I'm going to name my son Jack because it's the most popular name in Ireland. And I'll go down the list for all the boys I might have

https://www.babycenter.com/top-baby-names-2018.htm

these get really weird

Why don't you do like the loyal Indians do and name him after the king of England you traitor! @Sacramento

Fuck England

http://www.nancy.cc/baby-name/traktorina/

I'm going to have 4 kids: Patrick, Casey, Jared, and Taylor

LOL

Lmfao the potato

oh and the autistic twins, Richard and Spencer

@Jacob Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl

@Jacob What about the redheaded stepchild...Evan?

DAS RIGHT LADDY

🇮🇪

As crazy and narcissistic as that expecting mother is, I like her drive regarding family names.

Do not forget the lapdog Greg

Powerful clans are an achievable dream

Titles and professions aren't first names tho

Imma name my baby Lance Corporal

You think that's bad? I met a guy named Caveman Justis once.

I once knew a dude who changed his name...true story, I shit you not...to: Lord Sir Guy.

We liked to tease him that he was so unsure of his sexuality, he had to remind himself thrice.

fuck it I'm just gonna name my kid "Identitarian Activist"

Does anyone know why some european countries used professions for surnames while others used regions?

don't they generally use both?

then there's my last name, which doesn't mean anything

@Goose Bcause they just used to have one name, and they all knew each other by "William [the] Miller", or "Robert [the] Smith"

And any children they had, grew up into the same profession.

(sons). The daughters of course married men of other professions

Germanic or Latin originated names are the most evropean

That's why royalty titles were so important, because it separated the royal family members from the commoners

No mistake to be made between Sir Robert, and Robert [the] Miller

Tfw when every family name you have, Italian to German to English, is peasant tier

Tfw you come from peasants all across the board

The popular naming trends are pretty funny, because over time you can tell every American's thought was "I want to be unique" but they all ended up trying to be unique in very similar ways. 😑

@⚡Clark⚡ I actually never my other family names that's a good idea

@Goose there’s 3 types of european names; occupational, habitational, and son ofs

Unfortunately a grand-neice of a former boss was actually named "Khaleesi." That's not even the fucking character's name! Wypipo going full "Quantavarius"/"Ladanisha" tier

Or even worse

> Police stops right in front of my house <:pepe:359012488920039424>

> goes to the other house <:nervous:359009898115104770>