Fuck some <:autism:327926282639769610> autistic <:autism:327926282639769610> kid told everyone I had weed and now I'm suspended

Kek

They were gonna Call the cops

Did you have weed though

Maybe a joint tops but I have lots of shit to make molly

Oh well time to use my iPhone 3 as my main phone so they don't find all the shit on my main phone

How anal are aussie police when it comes to weed?

I think here, they just give you a warning at worst if it's your first time

sometimes, they don't even make a record of it

Weed ducks you up and instant juvy for a weekend

Even though it is legal in 3 states

I keep forgetting that oz is even more conservative than bongland at times

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

Always record

Nsw is super anal about it

Imagine the most anal you can and multiply it by the population of china

they'll know something is up when they see the iphone 3g

drug dealer phone <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

is your main phone not encrypted

They go smashed phone -- drug dealer

It is but by Australian law I have to decrypt

wow truly a cuck state

And if I fail to they sieze it and charge me for it

They took my mates phone 2 years ago and they still have it

They can't even break into an unlocked android phone

more likely they just cba to give it back

But when they sieze it you loose all rights to it

So the state owns it

And you don't get it back

Hence the iPhone 3

>ausfailia

yupn not even gonna argue

australia is just a meme

being australian is a even bigger meme

ausfalia\

i want out of this shithole

are you a student @HEKTIK

yeahj

hsc year or naplan year

the fuck does that mean

are you doing you HSC or Naplan