yeah I talk to women

I'm pretty good at it too

oh yeah

i had a gf once

6 years ago

i miss the neet life tbh

try a life of crime

its very similar

now i can afford buying shit from aliexpress but i barely have time to dick around with it 😦

I'm a kissless virgin

I'm only 18 though so it's fine

i-it'll be fine, right guys?

i wish i could take my virginity back

buy one online

aliexpress virginity

I've never had a girlfriend

if you search that you only get hair extensions

possibly from virgins but i dont know

and I've fucked myself in this town because before year 10 I was a complete sperg

dont worry you still are, you just have less self insight on your current state

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/lol/32791579992.html

no hymen

still diamond

chinaman got you covered

the product description is nothing short of pretty funny

Hymenoplasty procedure requires admission to a clinic and can cost thousands of dollars, the artificial hymen provides much cheaper and convenient way to become a virgin again!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWES7Uqbc9A

@Deleted User we'd love to hear about the spergout that caused your plight <:alithink:327930371796893698>

do you mean the context of the image?

>and I've fucked myself in this town because before year 10 I was a complete sperg

maybe @dappleface can learn a thing or two from you

Just a whole bunch of stuff man. I wasn't ***that*** bad

but the peak, the absolute peak of my autism

I played brony music to 500 people

at a school sports event

oh yeah, reminds me of which

this sperg had to write a 5000 essay and he chose to write it on mlp

and publicly announced his support for ukip to the lefty teachers

In 2016 one of my mates was a total anti-DRUMPF cuck

like so much so, he did a "pyrocynical style video" on trump for a school english assignment

So I redpilled him