Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 376818574599258114


2017-11-05 18:12:40 UTC  

>almost 40 bucks in shipping

2017-11-05 18:12:48 UTC  

fug

2017-11-05 18:13:28 UTC  

Just get non-pussy wrists mate

2017-11-05 18:13:43 UTC  

another thing i'm realizing also, is that i think i should pull my keyboard out

2017-11-05 18:13:58 UTC  

like slide the tray out

2017-11-05 18:15:26 UTC  

I built my desk from 4 IKEA legs and a solid core door, and a keyboard tray is the only thing I miss. Tempted to buy the hardware to make one.

2017-11-05 18:35:44 UTC  

is this the power of /diy/

2017-11-05 18:37:54 UTC  

It hardly counts as /diy/, it's a total of 16 screws, m8. No cutting, fitting, or modifications to anything

2017-11-05 18:49:08 UTC  

>be alone at the gym
>only moments later some 16-18 year old skinnyfat comes there
>nods as hello and then he goes do pulldown
>clearly see that he is using 30kg weight in pain
>has shitty pokerface on
>few minutes go on and he deciedes to change the machine
>goes around every machine like this place is some amusement park always just having 10-30kg weights
>im_sick_of_this_shit.rar
>ask him "Are you sure that you are supposed to be here?"
>skinnyfat looks at me confused and starts stutter "wh-what do you mean?"
>"what?
>"what are you saying..?"
>"WHAT!?"
>I smash my weights to the floor and start walking towards him
>"I ASKED WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?"
>he quickly leaves with wet pants
>everything_went_better_than_expected
>havent seen that guy after this
>gym culture rescued
So yeah does anyone have similar experiences? I still have ebin feeling, I can only imagine how that skinnyfat is eating hamburgers at home and crying his virginity

2017-11-05 18:49:53 UTC  

nice_copy_pasta.jpg

2017-11-05 18:49:59 UTC  

fake and gay

2017-11-05 19:07:35 UTC  

what really happened
>be 16yo streetwear hyperbeast
>be a regular at local gym
>do pulldown for warm up
>some sperg starts looking at you funny
>sperg gets closer
>ohnoitsalive.jpg
>force a shitty poker face while desparately trying not to laugh
>its mouth starts to utter some noises
>w-waggggggggwaaannnnnzzzzz sup-suposed bee he?
>i'm sorry?
>wagw-wan doin heeeereeee? freeeeeeennssss?
>reach breaking point of trying not to burst out laughing of this poor autistic fella
>naruto run towards the door to gtfo as quickly and possible and hopefully brighten his spirits
>tfw

2017-11-05 19:07:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/376809851965407234/1509887151230.png

2017-11-05 19:31:12 UTC  

For a second I thought anon jizzed and let ants clean it up.

2017-11-05 19:33:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/376816230243368961/detergent_think.jpg

2017-11-05 19:36:48 UTC  

@Windatica
> takes part of funposting
>snaps out o it and deletes it
Wind a cute

2017-11-05 19:37:12 UTC  

just took a sip of some detergent and now i am a fully functioning member of society

2017-11-05 19:38:14 UTC  

One time I cussed at my dad and he made me take a full bite out of a (fresh) bar of Irish spring, chew it, and swallow it

2017-11-05 19:38:20 UTC  

J-just thought I'd share that with you all

2017-11-05 19:41:05 UTC  

I'll be your daddy

2017-11-05 19:42:29 UTC  

M I N N E A P O L I S

2017-11-05 19:43:14 UTC  

hows them somali's treating ya

2017-11-05 19:44:05 UTC  

<:kms:327934280619655179>

2017-11-05 19:44:20 UTC  

as a fellow minnesotan, i wish out of here

2017-11-05 19:44:25 UTC  

i hate the cold

2017-11-05 19:44:44 UTC  

Wow minnesota meetup? @Matthew @i○bas

2017-11-05 19:44:44 UTC  

Just stay away from Franklin and Lake and you'll be okay

2017-11-05 19:45:00 UTC  

Oh, and get your CCW permit :3

2017-11-05 19:46:19 UTC  

>that /k/ memesters that shot a bunch if blacks chasing them and are in jail now

2017-11-05 19:46:22 UTC  

F

2017-11-05 19:46:35 UTC  

>go to meet up
>people discover your a turbo manlet

2017-11-05 19:46:48 UTC  

Who hurt you

2017-11-05 19:47:15 UTC  

lyfe

2017-11-05 19:47:31 UTC  

Those dipshits antagonized the FUCK out of the protesters, left video evidence of their intent to do so, and put themselves into a situation where they needed to "defend" themselves

2017-11-05 19:47:36 UTC  

0% sympathy

2017-11-05 19:48:09 UTC  

And that's coming from a former Floridian. Fucking wish MN had Stand Your Ground + Castle Law

2017-11-05 19:48:10 UTC  

Eh, if they did it after Stand Your Ground passed they probably would have had a better case

2017-11-05 19:48:22 UTC  

MN has Stand Your Ground now

2017-11-05 19:48:26 UTC  

W-what

2017-11-05 19:48:27 UTC  

When

2017-11-05 19:48:28 UTC  

Where