Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 376817507627171841
nice
kinda cool that i'd consider
>almost 40 bucks in shipping
fug
Just get non-pussy wrists mate
another thing i'm realizing also, is that i think i should pull my keyboard out
like slide the tray out
I built my desk from 4 IKEA legs and a solid core door, and a keyboard tray is the only thing I miss. Tempted to buy the hardware to make one.
is this the power of /diy/
It hardly counts as /diy/, it's a total of 16 screws, m8. No cutting, fitting, or modifications to anything
>be alone at the gym
>only moments later some 16-18 year old skinnyfat comes there
>nods as hello and then he goes do pulldown
>clearly see that he is using 30kg weight in pain
>has shitty pokerface on
>few minutes go on and he deciedes to change the machine
>goes around every machine like this place is some amusement park always just having 10-30kg weights
>im_sick_of_this_shit.rar
>ask him "Are you sure that you are supposed to be here?"
>skinnyfat looks at me confused and starts stutter "wh-what do you mean?"
>"what?
>"what are you saying..?"
>"WHAT!?"
>I smash my weights to the floor and start walking towards him
>"I ASKED WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?"
>he quickly leaves with wet pants
>everything_went_better_than_expected
>havent seen that guy after this
>gym culture rescued
So yeah does anyone have similar experiences? I still have ebin feeling, I can only imagine how that skinnyfat is eating hamburgers at home and crying his virginity
nice_copy_pasta.jpg
fake and gay
what really happened
>be 16yo streetwear hyperbeast
>be a regular at local gym
>do pulldown for warm up
>some sperg starts looking at you funny
>sperg gets closer
>ohnoitsalive.jpg
>force a shitty poker face while desparately trying not to laugh
>its mouth starts to utter some noises
>w-waggggggggwaaannnnnzzzzz sup-suposed bee he?
>i'm sorry?
>wagw-wan doin heeeereeee? freeeeeeennssss?
>reach breaking point of trying not to burst out laughing of this poor autistic fella
>naruto run towards the door to gtfo as quickly and possible and hopefully brighten his spirits
>tfw
For a second I thought anon jizzed and let ants clean it up.
@Windatica
> takes part of funposting
>snaps out o it and deletes it
Wind a cute
just took a sip of some detergent and now i am a fully functioning member of society
One time I cussed at my dad and he made me take a full bite out of a (fresh) bar of Irish spring, chew it, and swallow it
J-just thought I'd share that with you all
I'll be your daddy
M I N N E A P O L I S
hows them somali's treating ya
<:kms:327934280619655179>
as a fellow minnesotan, i wish out of here
i hate the cold
Just stay away from Franklin and Lake and you'll be okay
Oh, and get your CCW permit :3
>that /k/ memesters that shot a bunch if blacks chasing them and are in jail now
F
>go to meet up
>people discover your a turbo manlet
Who hurt you
lyfe
Those dipshits antagonized the FUCK out of the protesters, left video evidence of their intent to do so, and put themselves into a situation where they needed to "defend" themselves
0% sympathy
And that's coming from a former Floridian. Fucking wish MN had Stand Your Ground + Castle Law
Eh, if they did it after Stand Your Ground passed they probably would have had a better case
MN has Stand Your Ground now