Message from @Matthew

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2017-11-05 20:33:36 UTC  

she's Taiwanese not Indian

2017-11-05 20:33:43 UTC  

reddit

2017-11-05 20:33:43 UTC  

Ask her what the quick dispatch button means

2017-11-05 20:33:47 UTC  

lmao porcorosso

2017-11-05 20:33:52 UTC  

is it a "her"?

2017-11-05 20:33:55 UTC  

don't ask her

2017-11-05 20:34:08 UTC  

that brings back traumatic flashbacks

2017-11-05 20:34:53 UTC  

the chinks get whipped when you press dispatch faster

2017-11-05 20:35:17 UTC  

I don't get it

2017-11-05 20:35:18 UTC  

then she screamed

2017-11-05 20:35:30 UTC  

pls explain

2017-11-05 20:35:37 UTC  

Wonder what a gearbest warehouse looks like

2017-11-05 20:35:38 UTC  

@porco GearBest has a dispatch faster button on orders

2017-11-05 20:35:55 UTC  

>inb4 a framed picture of comfy next to mao

2017-11-05 20:35:56 UTC  

what it does is a mystery

2017-11-05 20:36:10 UTC  

@johnfrum there was a video not long ago here

2017-11-05 20:36:13 UTC  

ah I never ordered from goybest

2017-11-05 20:36:20 UTC  

tldr: chaos and supermarket shopping carts

2017-11-05 20:38:04 UTC  

the video was also like 13fps

2017-11-05 20:38:26 UTC  

the human eye can't see past 8 fps

2017-11-05 20:38:54 UTC  

Yeah, but Americans can

2017-11-05 20:39:06 UTC  

8 fatalities per second

2017-11-05 20:39:17 UTC  

the average speed of an American shooting

2017-11-05 20:39:35 UTC  

Not when it's Tranny Phantom doing the shooting

2017-11-05 20:40:46 UTC  

All this talk of Freedom and Liberty is making me hungry.

2017-11-05 20:40:54 UTC  

McDonalds, Burger King, or Wendy's, lads?

2017-11-05 20:41:03 UTC  

Make ribs

2017-11-05 20:41:14 UTC  

Make Ribs...or MCRIB?

2017-11-05 20:41:22 UTC  

Mcribs are extinct

2017-11-05 20:41:28 UTC  

They're back, my man

2017-11-05 20:41:37 UTC  

>reviewbrah didn't do a review

2017-11-05 20:41:41 UTC  

He's dead to me

2017-11-05 20:42:01 UTC  

@Matthew five guys

2017-11-05 20:42:14 UTC  

>bucket of bad fries

2017-11-05 20:42:16 UTC  

Aww shit, one did just open up over here

2017-11-05 20:42:16 UTC  

Ni

2017-11-05 20:42:17 UTC  

it just sounded homo I don't even know the chain

2017-11-05 20:43:18 UTC  

Five Guys = Superstacked burger for 12 bucks, and an obnoxious amount of soggy fries. Nobody likes how they taste, they just like how many of them they get

2017-11-05 20:43:26 UTC  

and also, the entire place is littered with peanut shells

2017-11-05 20:43:50 UTC  

And your burger is free if you notice that there's less or more than 5 men there

2017-11-05 20:45:06 UTC  

Only thing fast food places are good for now are fries