i knock, she's there, we talk and smoke hookah together

she tries to initiate, im like fuck it

when i grow up i will also be a chad

sex was amazing because of the whole political tension but after I'm done, I notice that my rifle isn't where I put it

one of the worst things you can do in the IDF is lose your rifle, court martial, possibly prison

specialy for "enemy" side

If I lost my service rifle while in a palestinian village that I'm not supposed to be in and it was stolen by the palestinian thot, i would be in prison

Or you could just become an Arab. Problem solved. Live happily ever after. 👍

I ask her where the gun is, she says I don't know, I get angry and start looking around for it

there was a Jewish exchange student once and when we were drunk she said she wants to fuck with me. I had 1 second of "WTF" because I didn't expect it and then she said "I always wanted to get fucked while someone shouts at me in German"

Noice.

At this point, I've looked through about half of her apartment and I start threatening her with a blacklist from Israeli checkpoints which would strand her in the West Bank for a long time. I couldn't actually do it but she thought I could so she started crying.

I checked in the bathroom and my rifle is leaned against the wall, turns out i put it there for some reason

fucking KEK

she didn't want to steal anything from she, she literally had just wanted to fuck me

nice

please tell me you find the gun, and knock her out cold with the butt of your rifle then leave

did you learn from this experience

This just sounds like you fucked up

not to take your rifle for a fuck

@porco did you smash?

i did fuck up

"don't bring your rifle to a date"

I had to, Israeli soldiers have to keep their rifles with them at all times p much

@Nahash question is .. is there litle @Nahash running somewhere in israel now ?

>trusting someone who isn't one of gods chosen people

You mean west bank and probably

no, i used condom

also getting tru warzone without your rifle .. there is certain kind of stupid

i hope you said im sorry to her

yes we even stayed in contact and she wanted me to visit her when she went back but I never went

>not cumming inside ayyrab

wtf man

>cumming inside ayyrab

They're like rabbita

Oh, I apologized but I went too far with the threat

that's life. Maybe I can make you feel better with my worst fuck up:

you can't really threaten to strand someone in a bad place and then expect to walk that back

nahash i bet she understood on some level that your rifle would have meant probly yourlife and her life ending in quite sad places

Did you have a tavor or one of those rattled out m16s?

m16s