Message from @nahash
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so are you pro israel ethnostate then
She was made of hummus
i served in the IDF for a bit, i met her while running a checkpoint, we talked
wait are you jewish <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>
does it matter?
was a question
no
please continue
i want to know the blasteninian chicks endgame
it also explains why friend is now using hormones <:aliOK:251417852156837888>
so she lived near a place i was staying at, like maybe half an hour away by walking not including checkpoints and such
She couldn't go into West Jerusalem easily because she was palestinian and she was too stubborn to accept the israeli citizenship that was offered to her
long story short, I go to her house, walked through a sketchy arab village, pretty much violated all of the safety rules set out to us in basic training
ouch
i knock, she's there, we talk and smoke hookah together
she tries to initiate, im like fuck it
when i grow up i will also be a chad
sex was amazing because of the whole political tension but after I'm done, I notice that my rifle isn't where I put it
one of the worst things you can do in the IDF is lose your rifle, court martial, possibly prison
specialy for "enemy" side
If I lost my service rifle while in a palestinian village that I'm not supposed to be in and it was stolen by the palestinian thot, i would be in prison
Or you could just become an Arab. Problem solved. Live happily ever after. 👍
I ask her where the gun is, she says I don't know, I get angry and start looking around for it
there was a Jewish exchange student once and when we were drunk she said she wants to fuck with me. I had 1 second of "WTF" because I didn't expect it and then she said "I always wanted to get fucked while someone shouts at me in German"
Noice.
At this point, I've looked through about half of her apartment and I start threatening her with a blacklist from Israeli checkpoints which would strand her in the West Bank for a long time. I couldn't actually do it but she thought I could so she started crying.
I checked in the bathroom and my rifle is leaned against the wall, turns out i put it there for some reason
fucking KEK
she didn't want to steal anything from she, she literally had just wanted to fuck me
nice
please tell me you find the gun, and knock her out cold with the butt of your rifle then leave
did you learn from this experience
This just sounds like you fucked up
not to take your rifle for a fuck
i did fuck up
"don't bring your rifle to a date"
I had to, Israeli soldiers have to keep their rifles with them at all times p much
>trusting someone who isn't one of gods chosen people
You mean west bank and probably