Message from @nahash

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2017-11-06 19:44:48 UTC  

so are you pro israel ethnostate then

2017-11-06 19:44:51 UTC  

She was made of hummus

2017-11-06 19:45:40 UTC  

i served in the IDF for a bit, i met her while running a checkpoint, we talked

2017-11-06 19:46:12 UTC  

wait are you jewish <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2017-11-06 19:46:22 UTC  

does it matter?

2017-11-06 19:46:30 UTC  

was a question

2017-11-06 19:46:33 UTC  

no

2017-11-06 19:46:37 UTC  

please continue

2017-11-06 19:46:53 UTC  

i want to know the blasteninian chicks endgame

2017-11-06 19:47:41 UTC  

it also explains why friend is now using hormones <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2017-11-06 19:47:49 UTC  

so she lived near a place i was staying at, like maybe half an hour away by walking not including checkpoints and such

2017-11-06 19:49:18 UTC  

She couldn't go into West Jerusalem easily because she was palestinian and she was too stubborn to accept the israeli citizenship that was offered to her

2017-11-06 19:50:14 UTC  

long story short, I go to her house, walked through a sketchy arab village, pretty much violated all of the safety rules set out to us in basic training

2017-11-06 19:50:25 UTC  

ouch

2017-11-06 19:50:34 UTC  

i knock, she's there, we talk and smoke hookah together

2017-11-06 19:51:37 UTC  

she tries to initiate, im like fuck it

2017-11-06 19:52:20 UTC  

when i grow up i will also be a chad

2017-11-06 19:52:39 UTC  

sex was amazing because of the whole political tension but after I'm done, I notice that my rifle isn't where I put it

2017-11-06 19:53:16 UTC  

one of the worst things you can do in the IDF is lose your rifle, court martial, possibly prison

2017-11-06 19:53:29 UTC  

specialy for "enemy" side

2017-11-06 19:54:11 UTC  

If I lost my service rifle while in a palestinian village that I'm not supposed to be in and it was stolen by the palestinian thot, i would be in prison

2017-11-06 19:54:58 UTC  

Or you could just become an Arab. Problem solved. Live happily ever after. 👍

2017-11-06 19:55:04 UTC  

I ask her where the gun is, she says I don't know, I get angry and start looking around for it

2017-11-06 19:55:40 UTC  

there was a Jewish exchange student once and when we were drunk she said she wants to fuck with me. I had 1 second of "WTF" because I didn't expect it and then she said "I always wanted to get fucked while someone shouts at me in German"

2017-11-06 19:55:54 UTC  

Noice.

2017-11-06 19:57:33 UTC  

At this point, I've looked through about half of her apartment and I start threatening her with a blacklist from Israeli checkpoints which would strand her in the West Bank for a long time. I couldn't actually do it but she thought I could so she started crying.

2017-11-06 19:58:30 UTC  

I checked in the bathroom and my rifle is leaned against the wall, turns out i put it there for some reason

2017-11-06 19:58:42 UTC  

fucking KEK

2017-11-06 19:58:46 UTC  

she didn't want to steal anything from she, she literally had just wanted to fuck me

2017-11-06 19:59:03 UTC  

nice

2017-11-06 19:59:14 UTC  

please tell me you find the gun, and knock her out cold with the butt of your rifle then leave

2017-11-06 19:59:16 UTC  

did you learn from this experience

2017-11-06 19:59:20 UTC  

This just sounds like you fucked up

2017-11-06 19:59:21 UTC  

not to take your rifle for a fuck

2017-11-06 19:59:25 UTC  

@porco did you smash?

2017-11-06 19:59:30 UTC  

i did fuck up

2017-11-06 19:59:34 UTC  

"don't bring your rifle to a date"

2017-11-06 19:59:49 UTC  

I had to, Israeli soldiers have to keep their rifles with them at all times p much

2017-11-06 20:00:00 UTC  

@Nahash question is .. is there litle @Nahash running somewhere in israel now ?

2017-11-06 20:00:02 UTC  

>trusting someone who isn't one of gods chosen people

2017-11-06 20:00:18 UTC  

You mean west bank and probably