m16s

tavor is on slow deployment

i feel like the threat and then maybe hitting her, then finding out it was your fuck up would have made for a hotter forbidden fruit sequel fuck, honestly missed out

but so good weapon

got to test it when some israels visited finland army

id prefer it over our modernized to hell AK variant

How the fuck did you lose that? Kek. I understand a tavor, thing is tiny

>move to Swtzerland
>meet super cute girl in train
>have a nice conversation
>exchange phone numbers
>write in whatsapp for a while
>she wants me to visit her in her mountain village
>go to mountain village
>she shows me around the village and talks for hours about every stone of the fucking village
>she knows half of the cow's names of all farmers that we pass by
>she talks and talks and talks
>start talking about the cow bells, explains the history
>ends with "and this is why every Swiss cow has a bell"
>me: "ok... and... where's yours?"

i have no idea how i lost it

tfw gf wants to go to switzerland
tfw gonna get cucked by a rich aryan swiss guy

i was really tense so i guess i set it aside and then forgot about it, after the sex i was too busy panicking to think

@porco goddamn that's cold

@porco was the jew you fucked religious or nah

religious girls are insane

In bed

Which is kind if weird but I suppose I understand.

yeah, its like a spring

Dunno how you'd convince someone to chop off a chunk of dick otherwise

if you push down on a spring really hard, the recoil is very strong

you know whats more insane than a religious girl, a transgender girl

if you press on someone's sexuality throughout puberty, the recoil will be insane

I don't know how religious she was, but she showed me some family photos and most of the people were orthodox according to the clothing @nahash

but I'm not a Jew professional

she got them khazar milkies?

This mummy meme is the worst meme to ever come out of the internet

I don' t understand

also, no one is really convinced to chop off a bit of dick, it happens when you're 8 days old

@porco big tits or nah?

tfw you will never be ben shapiros obnoxious goyim brother in law that he absolutely despises

probably biggest titted girl I've ever had

nice, what size do you think

90Dish?

Biggest I've had was like 36G

I don't know

oh I only know German sizes

I don't know how to convert the scale

but too big for one hand

What is with all these weird bust measurements?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just measure by volume like civilized people

my hand as a reference, IBM Model M for scale