Message from @nahash

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2017-11-06 19:59:16 UTC  

did you learn from this experience

2017-11-06 19:59:20 UTC  

This just sounds like you fucked up

2017-11-06 19:59:21 UTC  

not to take your rifle for a fuck

2017-11-06 19:59:25 UTC  

@porco did you smash?

2017-11-06 19:59:30 UTC  

i did fuck up

2017-11-06 19:59:34 UTC  

"don't bring your rifle to a date"

2017-11-06 19:59:49 UTC  

I had to, Israeli soldiers have to keep their rifles with them at all times p much

2017-11-06 20:00:00 UTC  

@Nahash question is .. is there litle @Nahash running somewhere in israel now ?

2017-11-06 20:00:02 UTC  

>trusting someone who isn't one of gods chosen people

2017-11-06 20:00:18 UTC  

You mean west bank and probably

2017-11-06 20:00:24 UTC  

no, i used condom

2017-11-06 20:00:30 UTC  

also getting tru warzone without your rifle .. there is certain kind of stupid

2017-11-06 20:00:42 UTC  

i hope you said im sorry to her

2017-11-06 20:00:52 UTC  

yes we even stayed in contact and she wanted me to visit her when she went back but I never went

2017-11-06 20:01:05 UTC  

>not cumming inside ayyrab

2017-11-06 20:01:07 UTC  

wtf man

2017-11-06 20:01:17 UTC  

>cumming inside ayyrab

2017-11-06 20:01:21 UTC  

They're like rabbita

2017-11-06 20:01:32 UTC  

Oh, I apologized but I went too far with the threat

2017-11-06 20:02:00 UTC  

that's life. Maybe I can make you feel better with my worst fuck up:

2017-11-06 20:02:03 UTC  

you can't really threaten to strand someone in a bad place and then expect to walk that back

2017-11-06 20:02:37 UTC  

nahash i bet she understood on some level that your rifle would have meant probly yourlife and her life ending in quite sad places

2017-11-06 20:02:46 UTC  

Did you have a tavor or one of those rattled out m16s?

2017-11-06 20:02:59 UTC  

m16s

2017-11-06 20:03:08 UTC  

tavor is on slow deployment

2017-11-06 20:03:13 UTC  

i feel like the threat and then maybe hitting her, then finding out it was your fuck up would have made for a hotter forbidden fruit sequel fuck, honestly missed out

2017-11-06 20:03:16 UTC  

but so good weapon

2017-11-06 20:03:26 UTC  

got to test it when some israels visited finland army

2017-11-06 20:03:37 UTC  

id prefer it over our modernized to hell AK variant

2017-11-06 20:03:37 UTC  

How the fuck did you lose that? Kek. I understand a tavor, thing is tiny

2017-11-06 20:03:53 UTC  

>move to Swtzerland
>meet super cute girl in train
>have a nice conversation
>exchange phone numbers
>write in whatsapp for a while
>she wants me to visit her in her mountain village
>go to mountain village
>she shows me around the village and talks for hours about every stone of the fucking village
>she knows half of the cow's names of all farmers that we pass by
>she talks and talks and talks
>start talking about the cow bells, explains the history
>ends with "and this is why every Swiss cow has a bell"
>me: "ok... and... where's yours?"

2017-11-06 20:03:56 UTC  

i have no idea how i lost it

2017-11-06 20:04:41 UTC  

tfw gf wants to go to switzerland
tfw gonna get cucked by a rich aryan swiss guy

2017-11-06 20:04:49 UTC  

i was really tense so i guess i set it aside and then forgot about it, after the sex i was too busy panicking to think

2017-11-06 20:05:10 UTC  

@porco goddamn that's cold

2017-11-06 20:05:35 UTC  

@porco was the jew you fucked religious or nah

2017-11-06 20:05:42 UTC  

religious girls are insane

2017-11-06 20:05:49 UTC  

In bed

2017-11-06 20:06:10 UTC  

Which is kind if weird but I suppose I understand.

2017-11-06 20:06:17 UTC  

yeah, its like a spring

2017-11-06 20:06:30 UTC  

Dunno how you'd convince someone to chop off a chunk of dick otherwise