suprisingly many people are gonna die

514~ wu yao si(fuck the lettering tho) sounds like wo yao si (im going to die)

then i startted to wonder if these are screams of help from the poor chinks

some aliexpress seller locked in cage above steel furnace forced to post shit on alie

aliexpress must treat sellers nicely

there's no dispatch faster button

*whipcrack echoes in distance"

*clicks again*

and yet the cunts still ship my order with china post even though i paid for postnl

when you open a dispute, they get their nipples connected to a car battery

i wish

or they have startted liking it

whats not to like?

beautiful tingling sensation

anyone with math knowledge here?

wolframalpha.com

math is gay

it kinda is

I wish Amazon had a dispatch faster button

I wanna whip the Germans

do you wanna nae nae the Germans too

anyone who knows how to make a Y in "Y=" in texas instruments to become a number?

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Julian that was horrible let me execute you

UwU

but your profile picture is legit so I'm gonna let it slide for now

that proglide deal is some nice shit

>UK only

fucking discrimination I tell you

I love that razor tho

yeah I was about to bust my 5 alt emails

they've ran out for today but they restock daily

in the morning

comfy send them out to us

be my proxy

_Dispatch faster_

ouch stop whipping me 😦

**Dispatch faster**

comfy the shipping agent

I wish

tfw you message a steam friend you havent talked to for 6 months to tell him about cheap razors