you know what else could break a window

Chonky phones

Now, your cellphone breaks if you look at it wrong

Lmao mine is bendgate

Idk mine pretty tough

And it's Samsung

Actually amazingly mine is a projectile multiple times a day and is 2 years old

I dropped it off a bridge last months nd it only cracked a little

I have an iPhone 6 ha lol

With no chips or cracks

That's pretty sus

I have a iPhone 11

Ok rich boy

No no

Its a Samsung too though

I broke my 7

what?

i have a NoPhone 0

And my mom traded it in

me too

For a 11 at reduced cost

imagine if the government assigned everyone their own number

o wait

crap

I want my obamaphone

I love social security

If you could choose your phone number

youll never get to know

I had a Nokia once

iPhone 6 is better cause it has a headphone jack and a home button

It survived my car burning

Yes

noice

I didn’t want the 11

Dropped it off a roof

I miss my headphone jack

Dropped it in a lake

Last time I pulled it out it still powered on

How does a phone have no headphone jack

lets pass a bill where nobody gets names and can only be called by their social security number

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